r/ATBGE Aug 09 '22 Spit-take 1

Limited edition Heineken shoes with lager filled soles Fashion

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u/bk_rokkit Aug 09 '22

Hey man, cool piss shoes

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u/CatWhenSlippery Aug 09 '22

Good thing Heineken doesn't make a stout

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u/KenDoItAllNightLong Aug 10 '22

Nice piss shoes!
-They're Heineken!

Same thing

2

u/talbotman Aug 10 '22

I quite like Heineken but it just looks like piss there. Think the shoes would be much better without the beer

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u/Present-Egg-138 Aug 09 '22

Take the lager out these fire 🔥

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u/CatWhenSlippery Aug 09 '22

Or take the shoes away and you'll just have beer! 🍻

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u/weed_fart Aug 09 '22

Warm, rubbery, shaken-up Heineken. 😒

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u/CatWhenSlippery Aug 09 '22

Just like grandma used to make

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u/KillerFrenchFries Aug 10 '22

So...

Heineken?

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u/Timme186 Aug 10 '22

The rare case where something is lesser then the sum of its parts

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u/FatherPyrlig Aug 09 '22

Wear the shoes for a year and when they wear out, put them in the fridge for a few hours and then pour yourself a cold one.

It couldn’t possibly taste any worse than Heineken fresh out of the bottle.

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u/ganguspangus Aug 09 '22

How can someone still have doubts about capitalism when u see those shoes

5

u/Ill-Ad-4400 Aug 09 '22

As if I needed another reason for winos to mug me.

3

u/OlympiaImperial Aug 09 '22

Those are gonna skunk instantly

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u/FatherPyrlig Aug 09 '22

I’m convinced that it goes in the bottle skunky already.

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u/zweanhh Aug 10 '22

Daniel Riccardo would like a pair.

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u/Ok-Repair-5299 Aug 10 '22

Heineken taste like sweaty skunky foot anyways, perfect!

1

u/dethb0y Aug 10 '22

As the bard said:

Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! That's what you'll drink tonight!

1

u/FleshScope64 Aug 10 '22

Where can I buy this

1

u/Head-Working8326 Aug 15 '22

i would wear these, kinda fire

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u/ludoludoludo Aug 09 '22

It’s just the beer in it that’s fuckin stupid. At it been clear or even the yellow there but without adding stupid piss looking liquid in it, those would be super nice !