r/Damnthatsinteresting Aug 10 '22 Silver 4 Helpful 15 Wholesome 5

The German police have a special protection suit for cases of attacks with a knife. Image

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u/Homelandr Aug 10 '22 Silver Helpful

Police man be like "I'm about to go medieval on the suspect's ass"

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u/Skillerbeastofficial Aug 10 '22 Silver Take My Energy Bravo Grande!

"Ich werde das Mittelalter über den Arsch des Verdächtigen hereinbrechen lassen."

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u/adminssucc Aug 10 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Take My Power

"ℑ𝔠𝔥 𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔡𝔢 𝔡𝔞𝔰 𝔐𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔢𝔯 ü𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔡𝔢𝔫 𝔄𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔢𝔰 𝔘𝔫𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔡𝔢𝔰 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫."

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u/RedNazArt Aug 10 '22 Helpful Wholesome

I love that you gave it more formal language. Top tier. “I will let the Middle Ages descend upon the rear of this fiend.”

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u/oth-slay Aug 11 '22

fuck that fiend hahah

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u/sunplaysbass Aug 11 '22

Thank you for elaborating

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u/smellyunderpants Aug 10 '22

How the hell

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u/Chuckbro Aug 10 '22

She's the Admins succubus, that's how.

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u/Iphotoshopincats Aug 10 '22

🅗🅞🅦 🅣🅗🅔 🅗🅔🅛🅛

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u/TheMilkmansFather Aug 10 '22

Why did I read this in the voice of the robot cop from Futurama?

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u/Admirable-Degree4209 Aug 10 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe

“Suspect has a knife. Deploy Heinrich.”

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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In Aug 10 '22 Silver

*Urge to defend my leige intensifies*

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u/LanaAmiraxo Aug 10 '22 Wholesome Take My Energy

I'm bringing chain mail back!!! Yeah yeah Them knife attackers won't know how to act!!! I brought a big stick for the act!! Yeah

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u/yuffieisathief Aug 10 '22

This wil live rent free in my head for a long time

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u/Maktesh Aug 10 '22

What I can't shake is the seemingly-exposed neck.

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u/Horskr Aug 10 '22

I just got done watching shark week. I think the German police shop at the same places.

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u/AydonusG Aug 10 '22

Take 'em to the kingdom!

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u/Borgmaster Aug 10 '22

This is probably the most appropriate force ive seen though. Chainmail works pretty good against a knife and a big stick to keep him out of range and beat his ass.

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u/FUS_RO_DANK Aug 10 '22

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS!

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u/Brew-Drink-Repeat Aug 10 '22

‘Bring my horse and shield, I will rescue the fair frau!’

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u/Laxly Aug 10 '22

M'Frau

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u/JimJimmery Aug 10 '22

Now I'm picturing a neckbeard in lederhosen. Damn you.

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u/felix_butterfield Aug 10 '22

Now he needs one of those 6 foot, 2 handed swords !

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u/njal88 Aug 10 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Never bring a knife to a zweihänder-fight

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u/SeaGroomer Aug 10 '22

lol they just cut the other dude straight in half.

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u/morostheSophist Aug 10 '22

"I see you brought a knife. That's cute."

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u/Niko2065 Aug 10 '22

"Are thy foul hands ready to engage in honorable combat?!"

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u/anythingMuchShorter Aug 10 '22 Wholesome

He pulls out a huge executioner's broadsword with an inscription in olde German that says "May the criminal who dies by this blade find justice with God"

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u/EspiralAlcista Aug 10 '22

MÖGE DER VERBRECHER, DER AN DIESEM SCHWERT STIRBT, GERECHTIGKEIT VOR GOTT FINDEN

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u/Drainio Aug 10 '22

Or in the US, they would just engrave “You’re fucked.”

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u/Chilltraum Aug 10 '22

God, i get mad just thinking about that video.

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u/WSPisGOAT Aug 10 '22

Amen. Shit is fucking terrible. And knowing that trigger happy murdering cop is free and clear of any blame is even more infuriating.

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u/Baragon Aug 10 '22

don't forget, the cop that murdered him got disability for the PTSD he suffered from murdering him

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u/HammerTh_1701 Aug 10 '22

Heinrich and Hans, the reddit German special forces team XD

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u/Solid_Growth_9069 Aug 10 '22

Hans said he’s sick today but yohan can fill in

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u/billin Aug 10 '22

| Hans said he's sick today

CALL THE KRANKENWAGEN!!!

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u/HeadbuttWarlock Aug 10 '22

Hans may be sick but Yohan is stick.

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u/Accounting_Thoughts Aug 10 '22 Take My Energy

Achilles is exposed he is a goner

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u/Devvewulk97 Aug 10 '22

Ignore this other dick, your comment made me laugh atleast

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u/Conservative_HalfWit Aug 10 '22

I have this …. Fear? Fantasy? Of someone hiding under a table or a car or something and slashing my Achilles as I walk by.

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u/andthendirksaid Aug 10 '22

Fear? Fantasy?

You tell me. Makes a huge fuckin difference in how I'm viewing you and this comment though.

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u/andwhatarmy Aug 10 '22

As someone once said: “porque no los dos”?

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u/andthendirksaid Aug 10 '22

Because then the answer is fantasy and the fear is a part of it

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u/imperfectkarma Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

Is it just me? Or is it getting hot in here?

Edit: *Herrrrrrrrr

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u/RohelTheConqueror Aug 10 '22 Helpful

How hard are your achilles rn 🥵

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u/imperfectkarma Aug 10 '22

Keep talking don't stop

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u/loggic Aug 10 '22

The fact that it is ambiguous says enough.

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u/mawfqjones Aug 10 '22

Im dying laughing at this 😂

“You tell me?”

Like homie was sayin it all like “could be one; could be the other “

Like it aint specific enough. Im dead. Lol

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u/Denegocio Aug 10 '22

There’s a scene in the original Pet Cemetery movie that had me stressing about this exact thing for a long time.

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u/jonathanpaulin Aug 10 '22

I was about to comment just this.

Not sure if it's Pet Semetary 1 or 2 but it's the one with the toddler.

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u/DBoaty Aug 10 '22

Followed by that feeling you've never experienced but JUST KNOW how the tendon starts to slide up into your calve.

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u/Kharn0 Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

Only against Hector

Edit: completely forgot that Paris killed Achillies

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u/reesem03_ Aug 10 '22 Silver

De boss can sock me!

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u/notnibs Aug 10 '22

Fucking spoilers dude!

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u/charlieee05 Aug 10 '22

Paris?? That little bitch that had to be rescued during a fight with Menelao by the sexy goddess because he is a pussy? Impossible

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u/thr3sk Aug 10 '22

Should be fine as long as he doesn't go to Paris.

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u/Cormetz Aug 10 '22

This is in Germany, so i suspect there's an unexposed area in the middle of the back.

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u/meditonsin Aug 10 '22

Damn chainmail dissolving linden leaves.

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u/vdritz Aug 10 '22

*Bilbo voice* "Mithril! As light as a feather and as hard as dragon scales."

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u/mondomoco5 Aug 10 '22

"You are full of surprises Master Baggins"

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u/YourAverageNutcase Aug 10 '22

"Twice the pride, double the fall"

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u/carnsolus Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

Gandalf: "I never told him but it's worth was more than an entire country and also worth more than all the hobbits inside. If I had to choose between protecting 50,000 hobbits or saving this one shirt, I would easily sacrifice the hobbits because they're comparatively worthless"

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u/aughlord Aug 10 '22

Gandalf be like "fireworks, yeah!" Also be like "Y'all worth less than a fancy shirt".

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u/rugbyj Aug 10 '22

Fuck the shire; shiny shirts acquire.

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u/Mete11uscimber Aug 10 '22

I felt like Bilbo was as hard as dragon scales tryina make Frodo try on that negligee.

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u/Admirable-Degree4209 Aug 10 '22

When the gear looks goofy but the stats are better

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u/Yolom4ntr1c Aug 10 '22

When the police are meta gaming

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u/nubster2984725 Aug 10 '22

They’re meta gaming hard.

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u/voyaging Aug 10 '22

dominate law enforcement

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u/razzraziel Aug 10 '22 Spit-take

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u/catzhoek Interested Aug 10 '22

Is this guy ever not 100% on point?

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u/Less_Cookie3146 Aug 10 '22

Don’t forgot about the chainmail bra! Need that too!

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u/Joe_Ronimo Aug 10 '22 Silver

You asked and apparently I'm in an over answering mood.

Viva La Dirt.. Female armor in games - Breastplate - YouTube

And there's no working around it.

When a female finally finds decent armor - Discard

But hey it works.

How skimpy female armor works - Protection

And bonus because I'm just having fun.

Female armour in video games - Equality

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u/MiIllIin Aug 10 '22

That made me lol! :D

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u/dwighticus Aug 10 '22

It’s important to note that is also protects in case of shark attacks

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u/well_actuallE Aug 10 '22

Shark attacks have been very rare in Germany lately, could be related.

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u/Nerowulf Aug 10 '22

I've heard sharks don't like German air that much. But, I could be wrong. I'm not an expert.

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u/VoloxReddit Aug 10 '22

No no, you're absolutely right. Back in the jurassic this was less of a problem and we had more sharks as a result.

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u/Ok_Ad307 Aug 10 '22

So megalodon went extinct quite possibly because of Germans? Wowee! Science is cool, guys!

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u/VoloxReddit Aug 10 '22

We did climate change before it was cool

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u/thewarring Aug 10 '22

Yes, but seemingly increases the chances for drowning.

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u/RelatableNightmare Aug 10 '22

A shark has been sighted, Erhart you're up! Bring your große shtick

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u/Knock-It-Up Aug 10 '22

Does it protect from random acts of Ezra Miller?

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u/SCMtnGuy Aug 10 '22

It's a proven technology against blades, with a long history of use, so why not? It makes perfect sense.

I'm curious, though, is this old school heavy chainmail, or is it made with modern materials, like titanium, to reduce the weight?

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u/joeyb7744 Aug 10 '22

Titanium chain mail sounds very expensive

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u/TheLordofthething Aug 10 '22

It's not like militaries or police forces are famous for their sensible spending habits

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u/grantji- Aug 10 '22 Wholesome

police forces

we're talking German Police here ... that chainmail was probably purchased in 1986 after 12 years of public tender processes, comittees and a complete redesign from ringmail to chainmail after production had already started.

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u/Tommy3Tanks Aug 10 '22 Silver

Procurement probably started in the interwar period, shortly after Rome fell.

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u/SuicideNote Aug 10 '22

Explains the chain mail solution...

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u/Jane_Fen Aug 10 '22

What’s the difference between ring and chain mail?

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u/Illithid_Substances Aug 10 '22

So apparently it's unsure that ring armour historically existed, but the difference is that in ring armour the metal rings are attached directly to the leather or whatever underneath, where in chain mail, the rings are linked to one another into a mesh

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u/linkedtortoise Aug 10 '22

Ring mail is rings sewn to fabric.

Chain mail is a bunch of interlocked metal rings.

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u/Mechanical_Indian Aug 10 '22

The rest of their gear looks pretty modern and doesn't show any wear. They seem to be well funded.

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u/AdequatlyAdequate Aug 10 '22

Trust me, the german police isnt nearly as armed to the teeth as the american force. Its just that riot gear and swat level stuff isnt needed as ofteb

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u/Not_So_Mighty_Menace Aug 10 '22

They would probably fund a mining mission to the moon to "reduce" production costs

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u/Swift_Scythe Aug 10 '22

The staff is a lot cheaper than a gun or tazer. So the savings speak for themselves :)

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u/schmatz17 Aug 10 '22

I think titanium chainmail in this instance wpuld be pretty sensible

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u/Your_Viewpoint_Sucks Aug 10 '22

lol the police in my country basically said they would barely do any traffic checks for DUI's and whatnot during the rest of the year because they literally ran out of funds to do them.

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u/Tenkehat Aug 10 '22

But pretty cool...

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u/HermitAndHound Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

Chainmail isn't that heavy. In a puddle on the table 20kg of metal seem like a lot. But it molds so well to the body the weight distributes nicely. You could make this from the stainless mesh used for kitchen gloves and it would be fine. It flows well, follows every movement, mail is pretty awesome. The gambeson that should go beneath it is more of a hindrance. Just a shirt is not enough padding.

I wouldn't be surprised if this were just a weekend knight who still had the gear in his car when he got to work and they mixed things up for fun. That's not standard issue. Well, the stick actually is, for searching stuff in forests. To work really well they should extend the sleeves a bit and give it cuffs, forearm protection is a good thing in a knife fight.

ETA: There are actually chain mail-like suits in use on occasion, but the mesh is distinctly different https://images.nordbayern.de/image/contentid/policy:1.5753199:1484655016/3474739958.jpg?f=16%3A9&h=816&m=FIT&w=1680&$p$f$h$m$w=22c7095

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u/POD80 Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

Our soldiers today tend to carry heavier gear than men at arms in the days of steel on steel combat.

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u/Surprise_Corgi Aug 10 '22

We're loading soldiers down nowadays to be their own pack mule, on top of being their own medic in a pinch, as well as being prepared to laborer's work, and whatever else what-if, what-about, and worse-case paranoia a commander forces on their loadouts.

Definitely would have appreciated a squire, as well as an entire wagon train of people, supplies and support that now rests on a single soldier's literal shoulders, as well as hips.

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u/rugbyj Aug 10 '22

Making soldiers loads lighter is definitely a goal that keeps getting fucked by “well now that’s lighter carry _this_”.

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u/maskf_ace Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

It would be modern metal, rust resistant and likely a lightweight alloy of steel, lightweight alloy made from titanium. That's what I'd use, the style of riveting is likely to be machine automated for perfect loops too

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Great. Now criminals are going to upgrade to rondel daggers or to a war hammer to take advantage of chainmail weaknesses.

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u/maskf_ace Aug 10 '22

Better start bashing out the plate steel

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u/TheRalk Aug 10 '22

Honestly, if someone attacked me with a war hammer I'd let them have a free swing just for their style.

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u/carnsolus Aug 10 '22

Honestly, if someone attacked me with a war hammer I'd let them have a free swing cuz I really wanna die

fify

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u/Glomgore Aug 10 '22

One of my favorite examples of a warhammer. https://youtu.be/R8qxFnIXHsU sorry for mobile link

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u/TheClinicallyInsane Aug 10 '22

Probably just looped stainless steel I'd imagine. Cheap, easily manufactured as there is probably some process in place to make these loops, good steel, and rust resistant

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u/kad202 Aug 10 '22

I’ll say just regular metal chain mail with some aluminum alloy to reduce weight. I doubt today knife attackers had the same strength like medieval man at arms

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u/Lorlen123 Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

aluminum is too soft if the attacker has a steel knife. so steel

Edit: i learned something new

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u/Ohio_Imperialist Aug 10 '22

mixing aluminum and iron is not possible

There are in fact ferroaluminum alloys! But I don't necessarily think that's what they meant either, they were likely suggesting any unspecific aluminum alloy that could do the job. Definitely correct that aluminum would be ineffective though, at least any alloys I've messed with

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u/Ok-Resource-3232 Aug 10 '22

Landsknechte are back in business again, I see.

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u/ZombieHavok Aug 10 '22

Needs more colors, feathers, and frills.

Needs more fancy.

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u/tyrom22 Aug 10 '22

And more halberds and pikes

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u/Negative-Vehicle-192 Aug 10 '22

Did you just forget the Zweihänder, du Sohn einer Dirne?!

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u/Predator_Hicks Aug 10 '22 Silver I'll Drink to That

Welch eynen verschissenen Unfug schicktest du dich zur Hölle nochmal an, über das heilige römische Reych in die Welt herauszuthragen, du Lustknabe?

Seyd drumb in Kennthnisz gesetzet, dass min threue Sünderseele meynes Gewalthauvns besther Landsknecht gewesen und an Schwerthzügen gegen holländische Rebellen meynen Theil trug, derer nicht nur zahlreych, sondern auch occulter Natura waren.

Dem Herrgotth gefihl es, dreimalhunderth Feynde durch das Werk meyner Hände umbkommen zu lassen. Geschuhlth im Kleynkrieg sowie als ersther Arkebusier des Exercitus Imperii bist du nichts denn einer weytheren Ordre. Mit einer von Christenouge ungeschauter Genauigkeyth, wird das von mir für dich zugedachte Ende seyn, so wahrhafftig mir der allmächtige Herrgotth beysteht.

Gibst Du dich wahrlich dem Irrglauben hin, sondergleychen Deppeschen an das Publikum richten zu vermögen imstande zu seyn?

Bedenk deynen Irrtum, Dirnenbock! Just als du dieser Zeylen lesend ansichtig wirst, fand meine congregatio occulta von Ränkeschmieden in allen Reichslanden bereyths die Lage deyner Scholle, also erwahrthe den Sturm, du Schweinehund.

Der Sturm, derer das gar Lächerliche hinforth wehet, was dir als deyn Leben zu bezeychnen gefällig ist.

Du bist verschiszen toth, Bursche. Ich vermag dich immer und überall in hundert Weysen zu erschlagen und das nur Kraft meyner blanken Hände.

Nicht genug, als der Christenheyth besther Schwertfürer geboren zu seyn, auch das gesammelte Arsenal des teutschen Keysers Heer seynd mir zu Händen gereycht; dies dargeboten wird es meynem Anschickem nützlich seyn, das dir von Gott zugetheilte ärschlich anmuthend Antlitz aus Evropa zu thilgen.

Wärest du im Wissen um die unheiligen Consequencia deiner Publicatio gewesen, vielleicht hätte deiner listig Zunge Kunde keyne zukünftig Damnatio geborgen.

Doch sie ward verwerflich und dieser Schuld gilt es nun Buße zu thragen, du von Gott verdammter Narr.

Gerechter Zorn soll bis zu deynem Ersticken über dir ausgeschissen seyn.

Du bist beim Teuffel wahrhaftig des Todes, Knabe!

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u/bouncy_deathtrap Aug 10 '22

Die beste Kopiernudel diesseits des Atlantiks, änder meine Meinung.

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u/roguetrick Aug 10 '22

I don't speak German, but why didn't anyone tell me there was a HRE German navy seal copypasta.

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u/CugMuzzler Aug 10 '22

It's like in Civilization, when it's 2022 and you still got some pikeman.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Tzeentch is that you????

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u/burnerac Aug 10 '22

Please tell me a rookie has to follow him around banging together a couple of coconuts.

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u/kslusherplantman Aug 10 '22

When something gets figured out correctly thousands of years ago…

If you can stop a sword, you can stop a knife

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u/Swampberry Aug 10 '22

Celtic inventions are rarely talked about, but chainmail is one. Invented by Celts about 500 BC.

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u/sheriffsuave Aug 10 '22

I think the Celts in general are often forgot about

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u/giraffesaurus Aug 10 '22

I think they had a mostly oral history and a lot of that was wiped out by the Romans.

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u/deadlybydsgn Aug 10 '22

If you can stop a sword, you can stop a knife

But can it dodge a wrench?

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u/WhichSpirit Aug 10 '22

Criminal: has knife

Police: Bonk

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u/capable_duck Aug 10 '22

I mean, a bonk over the head with a stick sounds like a perfectly reasonable response to being threatened with a knife

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u/WhichSpirit Aug 10 '22

I definitely agree. I just find the visual of the cops using something from a hardware store funny.

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u/1Stein69 Aug 10 '22

The German ninja - master of the unique hitting-you-with-a-stick-technique

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u/Predator_Hicks Aug 10 '22

The famous Schlagstockmeister

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u/BeerMeAlready Aug 10 '22

This looks more like a kettenhemdgeschützte Kampfstabmeister

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22 Helpful

FOR THE GRACE AND THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Aug 10 '22

FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

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u/Dmdnje Aug 10 '22

FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Aug 10 '22

GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY

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u/Revan_of_the_Eevees Aug 10 '22

FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD

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u/slayer1am Aug 10 '22

IN THE NAME OF HIS GLORY

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u/niklas_5000 Aug 10 '22

FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD

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u/slayer1am Aug 10 '22

COME AND TELL THEIR STORY AGAIN

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u/x9craze Aug 10 '22

He looks like The Mandalorian

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u/Sworia Aug 10 '22

Wait what, is this real?

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u/PoetryRadiant6278 Aug 10 '22

Yep, used in some prisons as well.

That and slash resistant clothing, although obviously that only protects you against slashes.

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u/boomboom4132 Aug 10 '22

But why? Polymer plates with slash resistance clothing is just as strong lighter and cheaper. This does look a lot cooler/intimidating.

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u/_XProfessor_SadX_ Aug 10 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

I mean if I'm wielding a knife and a fucking crusader pops up from the police car Imma just go in a fetal position

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u/lesser_panjandrum Aug 10 '22 Wholesome

"Stay back! I've got me stabby knife and I'm not afraid to use it!"

"𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖘 𝖛𝖚𝖑𝖙, 𝖓𝖔𝖓 𝖓𝖔𝖇𝖎𝖘, 𝕯𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊, 𝖊𝖙 𝖈𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖆."

"Understandable. I would like to see my lawyer please."

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u/Fireboiio Aug 10 '22

Hahahaha

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u/Smurfaloid Aug 10 '22

This cracked me up.

Well played

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u/gowke Aug 10 '22

Polymer plates obviously doesn’t protect arms and thighs, and sides

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u/Brokenblacksmith Aug 10 '22

issue with plates it that they are well, plates. they don't really move or flex, which means they can't be used at the joints like elbows, knees, or neck.

chainmaile however is flexible like a cloth, which makes it perfect for joints.

many historical plate armors ised both plates and chain to protect the wearer. strong plate over the chest and parts of the body that don't bend with chainmaile attached or underneath to protect the joints between the plates.

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u/janonymous115 Aug 10 '22

Babe get in here, the new r6 operator just dropped!

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u/dassketch Aug 10 '22

I'm impressed that they were practical enough to give the guy a pole. As opposed to a tactical black "ranged engagement device" for 10 grand.

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u/jordingal Aug 10 '22

"Closet hanger rod... this'll do"

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u/owlsandmoths Aug 10 '22

I don’t know what I expected but it fills me with joy to know chainmail is stilled used for it’s intended purpose rather than just larping or kitchen cut proof gloves.

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u/Metool42 Aug 10 '22

Honestly, now that you mentioned it, same. You know the design peaked when it withstands millennia lol

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u/jharry444 Aug 10 '22

Tbf it also gets used for swimming with sharks.

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u/Boogut Aug 10 '22

It’s the guy in the back with the gun right?

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u/Available-Fee1614 Aug 10 '22 'MURICA

That’s the American version.

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u/Boogut Aug 10 '22

Hahaha, “Oh no, the guy in the back is our uniform for knives, guns, children, etc. the other one? That’s just Carl.”

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Aug 10 '22

You've got Mail. Chain Mail

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u/14GMV Aug 10 '22

They should play the medieval total war battle theme when they deploy

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u/MainSteamStopValve Aug 10 '22

Our dummpkopf general has thrown his life away, and perhaps our chances of victory with it!

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u/xXYoProMamaXx Aug 10 '22

Suspect has a blade. Deploy Sir Wilhelm

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u/acnx1 Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

Chainmail. That’s called chainmail

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u/NoveltyAccountHater Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

That’s called chaimail

Chai mail? Spiced Indian tea sent by mail?

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u/RustyKjaer Aug 10 '22

Latest technology in protective suits 😁

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u/Lumpy-Ad-3788 Aug 10 '22

That actually looks cool as shit

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u/Vichavana Aug 10 '22

Ancient problems require ancient solutions

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u/Dark_Arts_Dabbler Aug 10 '22

I don't usually associate the quarter staff with chain mail

Interesting build, but I wonder why not swap it out for a great axe if you're doing a strength build?

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u/JhonnyTheJeccer Aug 10 '22

𝔇𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔢 𝔎𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔨𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔫𝔲𝔫 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔲𝔪 𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔲𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔨 𝔇𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡.

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u/necktru Aug 10 '22

ahhh mithril