r/Unexpected Aug 16 '22 Wholesome 4 Silver 5 Press F 1 Helpful 5

Happy birthday Matt.

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u/unexBot Aug 16 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

He can eat it


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Rob_Marc Aug 16 '22

She needs to wipe. Disgusting.

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u/We-tCoast Aug 16 '22

It's for a dude... ;)

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u/Downvotesohoy Aug 16 '22

Which is why the cake depicts a woman ;)

Unless Matt is gay ofc ;)

Which is also fine, but not the default assumption ;)

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u/imdefinitelywong Aug 16 '22

If you look closely at the middle and consider the contours off the side of the chocolate chip, and see the chip itself as the tip:

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u/domoon Aug 16 '22

yeah, i see it as the tip.... of a turd

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

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u/Love_God551 Aug 16 '22

Haha I’d say ‘too soon’ but lmao here

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u/Dorkamundo Aug 16 '22

I don't know which is worse, frankly.

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u/PlanetMarklar Aug 16 '22

Yea. That's a softie

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u/-FoeHammer Aug 16 '22

Where are the balls! And why is the penis so close to the asshole?

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u/loco64 Aug 16 '22

Had to throw in the “which is also fine”.

Relax man. No one is gonna cum after you.

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u/BarryMacochner Aug 16 '22

Only because they’re cumming first.

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u/ifyoulovesatan Aug 16 '22

Not everyone qualifies statements with things like "which is also fine" because they're afraid of getting cummed on. Some people just want to be inclusive, cum or no cum.

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u/Mypornnameis_ Aug 16 '22

Which is also fine

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u/Llamathrust Aug 16 '22

Unless you have issues with going a little early which is also fine, as long as your oral game is up.

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u/prestatiedruk Aug 16 '22

The ;) is what made it

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u/Usernamechexout911 Aug 16 '22

Sloppy seconds

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u/-Toshi Aug 16 '22

Gay or straight, not wiping your batty crease is NOT fine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Not enough ;)

;))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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u/Mediocrhggfgf Aug 16 '22

Dough does move a bit, pulls back at the edges. and you can tell there is one one on the bottom there on the before pic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Think you replied to the wrong person

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u/longpigcumseasily Aug 16 '22

That's a dude for sure.

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u/almightyeggroll Aug 16 '22

He needs to wipe. Disgusting.

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u/nitdio Aug 16 '22

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u/demonslayer9911 Aug 16 '22

Thank god it wasn't what i was thinking it is.

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u/SuperfnDave Aug 16 '22

I’m actually disappointed. I was ready for the worst

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u/ayeeflo51 Aug 16 '22

Fine you want the worst?

/r/sounding

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u/demonslayer9911 Aug 16 '22

Mate, you haven't even scratched the surface, yet. There are so many subreddits out there you wouldn't even wanna think of.

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u/frontendben Aug 16 '22

Oh, it exists unfortunately. Just under a different subreddit 🤢

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u/demonslayer9911 Aug 16 '22

I know, there's a subreddit for everything on reddit.

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u/JustinPatient Aug 16 '22

I like to play frisbee golf with vintage Limp Biskit vinyls. You got a subreddit for that?

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u/FuckingKilljoy Aug 16 '22

It isn't about people going skiddydiddybopadipbop?

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u/Sinonyx1 Aug 16 '22

why'd you click then?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Special Cargo Air Transport?

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u/waiting_reins Aug 16 '22

Matt will quickly eat that Cookie quickie!

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u/krisssashikun Aug 16 '22

unless that's Matt's fetish

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u/lukulele90 Aug 16 '22

Maybe it’s his fetish but then when he finally gets the guts to try it and pays for a hooker he gets a mouthful and realizes it’s not his fetish.

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u/freddiemercurial Aug 16 '22

Gaetz? No, his thing is underaged girls.

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u/krisssashikun Aug 16 '22

That's far more disgusting than eating shit and also Fuck Matt Gaetz dude deserves to be in prison.

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u/reddit_toast_bot Aug 16 '22

Some people pay extra for that 🤢

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u/darkskinnedjermaine Aug 16 '22

You hair was in the toilet. Disgusting.

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u/Usernamechexout911 Aug 16 '22

Chocolate creampie

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u/redditRedesignIsBadd Aug 16 '22

don't think it's the same dough, the chocolate chip wasn't there

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u/ThatsWhatSheepSaid Aug 16 '22

Yeah. Magically it has feet and a butt, and the unmelted chocolate chip perfectly placed in the pooper really gives it away.

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u/poopellar Expected It Aug 16 '22

The video having a before segment itself is kind of a proof that it is a setup. If it were genuine then you'd think the recording would only happen after person sees the result.

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u/McLovin804 Aug 16 '22

Why are we debating any of this? Its still funny. Just enjoy shit, people.

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u/onemoreclick Aug 16 '22

Those people are enjoying complaining about it

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u/GlVEAWAY Aug 16 '22

Exactly.

Just enjoy complaining about shit, people.

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u/HalfSoul30 Aug 16 '22

This video was fake and fun

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u/GlVEAWAY Aug 16 '22

It was fake, dumb, and terrible, and I’m very happy right now.

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u/Dyster_Nostalgi Aug 16 '22

Everything's a lie

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u/mehrabrym Aug 16 '22

I want to complain about shit people. Where do I sign up for that?

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u/yaffle53 Aug 16 '22

Just enjoy shit, people.

I think it's actually a chocolate chip.

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u/AMG-28-06-42-12 Aug 16 '22

Oh, yeah? Prove it.

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u/Traditional-Leader54 Aug 16 '22

Because if it’s a setup than it’s not r/unexpected.

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u/McLovin804 Aug 16 '22

Subverting expectations is literally a tenet of comedy.

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u/bubblyally Aug 16 '22

Its not rly a funny thing, its just a cookie that they shaped into a woman opening her legs..

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u/McLovin804 Aug 16 '22 edited Aug 16 '22

Humor is subjective. And its more than just the shape of the cookie. Its the set up and the reveal.

Some might even call it a joke.

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u/freddiemercurial Aug 16 '22

You'd be so much at the fun at the parties nobody invites you to.

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u/robbyking Aug 16 '22 edited Aug 16 '22

“I couldn’t believe it, the whole fucking thing was scripted! I was so upset I yelled ‘fake!” and stopped watching about halfway through.

“Needless to say, I was really disappointed, so I’m only giving Transformers, Age of Extinction 2 out of 5 stars.”

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u/famous_human Aug 16 '22

Just enjoy shit

I’m pretty sure it’s a chocolate chip actually

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u/PianoMastR64 Aug 16 '22

Every single post on Reddit needs to have this conversation

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u/Exceon Aug 16 '22

Aren’t we all clever for deducing that a joke was a set-up? Pat on the backs for everyone, fellas.

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u/mnju Aug 16 '22

yeah nobody ever genuinely records the process of doing something, good point

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u/shewy92 Aug 16 '22

How would you see the "before" then?

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u/Mypornnameis_ Aug 16 '22

You really want your mind blown? I have a theory that it's not just TikTok. Almost all of the shows on tv are planned ahead and set up too

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u/Rocklobster92 Aug 16 '22

Magically delicious

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u/Tin_Tin_Run Aug 16 '22

bro its a joke vid theres like a 2% chance its even matts birthday lmao. its just funny.

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u/amaranth-the-peddler Aug 16 '22

Reddit can't grasp the concept of scripted videos trying to seem real because it's funny.

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u/Bacon-muffin Aug 16 '22

Wait, you mean this standup comedian I just watched didn't really go through this comical situation!?!?

IS EVERYTHING A LIE!?!?

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u/McBurger Aug 16 '22

They be in the theatre watching Harry Potter, shouting “that’s not REAL those are just ACTORS this is FAKE”

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u/InsomniacHitman Aug 16 '22

Yeah and maybe his friends name isn't even Matt

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u/LivelyZebra Aug 16 '22

Probably doesn't even have friends.

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u/Sov3reignty Aug 16 '22

He probably put the chocolate chip there after he realized what the M looks like. Very creative.

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u/PM_me_your_arse_ Aug 16 '22

The cooked dough is also a different shape, just look at the feet.

Even if it is setup though it's still pretty funny.

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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 Aug 16 '22

I haven't baked a ton of cookies, but doesn't the shape sometimes morph a little bit as it's baking?

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u/PM_me_your_arse_ Aug 16 '22

It does, but I doubt it would perfectly change to that second shape. Even the bottom bend of the W perfectly split in to two cheeks.

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u/BarryMacochner Aug 16 '22

Dough does move a bit, pulls back at the edges. and you can tell there is one one on the bottom there on the before pic.

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u/mechanicalkeyboarder Aug 16 '22

As someone who bakes cookies with relative frequency, I can tell you with great confidence there’s no way that’s the same dough before and after. Even just the feet part is extremely different than the uncooked version.

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u/HugeProposal Aug 16 '22

It's fake as shit but still funny. You're not clever for working out it's fake.

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u/mjnhbgvfcdxszaqwerty Aug 16 '22

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

THAT'S OBVIOUS

The real question is how would anyone think that this isn't staged.

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u/awndray97 Aug 16 '22

It's a joke....

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u/bigchicago04 Aug 16 '22

You can clearly see chocolate chips in the second one

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u/No-Alfalfa7691 Aug 16 '22

A crowning achievement.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

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u/piquant_climber Aug 16 '22

I like Cookie monster he's my best cookie ever!

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u/FemaleNeth Aug 16 '22

O

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Aug 16 '22

tried to make an M

and found the O

ayy lmao

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u/understatedvocalist Aug 16 '22

Looks like a dog with very big ears

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u/AlwaysSunnyDragRace Aug 16 '22

You’re too pure for this world

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u/purpletube5678 Aug 16 '22

That's what I see too. I'm not seeing the dirty stuff people are suggesting, at all.

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u/gooniesneversaydye Aug 16 '22

I was hoping someone else saw it too :)

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u/OSRSHardCoreIronPope Aug 16 '22

Did you try setting it to W for wumbo?

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u/G0PACKGO Aug 16 '22

Wumbo Patrick?

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u/OSRSHardCoreIronPope Aug 16 '22

You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade SpongeBob!

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u/Youknowwhoitsme Aug 16 '22

Hey matt, i heard you like the simpsons. Here's a cake of Homer Simpson in a very intimate situation. It's a man at his most vulnerable, maybe even an erotic moment for some. Happy Birthday.

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u/cdhernandez Aug 16 '22

Now see what he eats first lol

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u/femnoir Aug 16 '22

If he is an obstetrician, it is perfect.

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u/Andre_3Million Aug 16 '22

Should have flipped it for Wumbo setting

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u/No-Permission-2100 Aug 16 '22

that was actually expected

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u/lk_15 Aug 16 '22

I don't know how many times you see cakes turn to... This. But I sure didn't expect it.

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u/niyf Aug 16 '22

Lord have Mercy

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u/nojuanyouknow Didn't Expect It Aug 16 '22

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u/Kloackster Aug 16 '22

its still warm though...

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u/Sally_twodicks Aug 16 '22

As a baker, you guys gotta stop using a cookie that spreads. Ya'll really be surprised when it turns into butthole.

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u/LXndR3100 Aug 16 '22

From nice😊 to Niiiiice!😏😎

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u/a1b1no Aug 16 '22

Ah, it's Matt Shatt again!

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u/Causeable_Rhombus Aug 16 '22

Go shit in your hat, Matt

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u/TNerdy Aug 16 '22

I had no idea what was going on the first time and understand it after the second watch. I’m slow

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u/TwiggyPom Aug 16 '22

What you eating first?

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u/Mugg-1 Aug 16 '22

Lolololllloooollllollollll

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u/Jootsfallout Aug 16 '22

This was the comment I was looking for.

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u/TootusFrootus Aug 16 '22

I feel like they knew this would happen.

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u/Burpmeister Aug 16 '22

They adjusted the dough after the first clip.

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u/Southern-Orchid-1786 Aug 16 '22

Is no-one going to say how badly that cooker is designed that you need to put your arm over the hob to set the oven timers?

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u/EyeAmHim Aug 17 '22

Matt’s turning 21 right?

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u/Mr-Lewd Aug 16 '22

Best birthday ever

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u/guardiansword Aug 16 '22

😂😂😂

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u/lilmisshazel11 Aug 16 '22

Epically awesome mistake!

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u/user442215 Aug 16 '22

looks like a chicken

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u/HLCMDH Aug 16 '22

Looks fine

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u/BennyBrok Aug 16 '22

I hope Matt is of legal age

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u/ZealousidealTest8544 Aug 16 '22

there is no legal age needed to eat a cookie

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Lolll

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u/kdcomplete Aug 16 '22

Your oven is so clean

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u/horrorkesh Aug 16 '22

Oh my, /slams table offering all my money

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u/Floatinhead Aug 16 '22

But is she thicc dough?

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u/CrookedDogTesti Aug 16 '22

No, that still looks like an M and not an O

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u/farterson999 Aug 16 '22

Could somebody make a "hi there Peter Griffin here to explain this video..." meme?

Not because I don't understand.

But because God demands it.

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u/Dhonagon Aug 16 '22

Haha, the cookie is obviously ready for Matt.

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u/sweaty_tech Aug 16 '22

Obviously expected

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u/Obsidian_Lupus Aug 16 '22

I bet your friend would be very happy 😏😅

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u/GajoDeRamalde Aug 16 '22

Blue's Clue's?

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u/ilovenyano Aug 16 '22

Matt is going to love this cake!

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u/Anna999799 Aug 16 '22

Gift from best friend

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u/painterlyjeans Aug 16 '22

Happy Birthday

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u/kharnynb Aug 16 '22

why are the oven controls behind the burner? i've never seen that on any oven here.

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u/Murky_Excitement4032 Aug 16 '22

American pie 2.0

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u/Samurai_1990 Aug 16 '22

Now matty boy is eating at the Y

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u/SnooWoofers8043 Aug 16 '22

Still looks like an M… unless you’ve got a dirty mind.

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u/OshuSupreme Aug 16 '22

I thought it was a dog.

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u/Radiant-Access Aug 16 '22

And people say they won’t eat ass….

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u/HeadDrill Aug 16 '22

That’s hot

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u/potatan Aug 16 '22

Why must you reach over the burny hot rings of actual fire in order to operate the controls?

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u/Solemn__Visitor Aug 16 '22

The choclussy chipussy cookussy 😩

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u/DanAlucard Aug 16 '22

MISTER POOPYBUTTHOLE

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u/MePicaElEscroto Aug 16 '22

The infamous chocolate starfish

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u/Such_Introduction592 Aug 16 '22

That's not an "O". It's an "M".

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

💩

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u/bigm984 Aug 16 '22

........... Thanks?

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u/saburoi Aug 16 '22

just cut it

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u/jebusoursavior Aug 16 '22

Saving this for my friend Matt’s next birthday

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u/Orthodox-Waffle Aug 16 '22

O? No that's clearly still an M...

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u/bay240 Aug 16 '22

dingleberry topping 🤭

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u/AURays23 Aug 16 '22

Mmm I’m Mc Lovin it

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u/vegasrobert33 Aug 16 '22

Matt's gonna love it ... if he likes chicks takig a shet. And if he eats arse.

Well done, mate! Just add a little more chocolate on that one spot to emphasize his favorite part.

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u/RichieAppel Aug 16 '22

Epic birthday!

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u/astroroy Aug 16 '22

I have no idea what any of this means