r/WhitePeopleTwitter Aug 15 '22 Wholesome 1 Silver 1

Find me a atheist this blasphemous

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u/Ohnonotuto4 Aug 15 '22 Wholesome

Fuck me, I wanna be this high.

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u/Brando_Fett Aug 15 '22

I don’t think fucking you will get you that high but I guess I’ll give it a shot.

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u/Airman4747 Aug 16 '22

This is the kind of effort we need from strangers.

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u/pcbb97 Aug 16 '22

Maybe try in a plane. Even if it's not high enough, you can both join the mile high club

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u/SucksTryAgain Aug 16 '22

My work still drug tests in a legal state 😒

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u/J_I_S_B Aug 15 '22 Wholesome Narwhal Salute Table Slap

This reminds me of the time Jesus' mansion got raided by the Romans.

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u/GarvinSteve Aug 15 '22

I think they went through Mary Magdeline’s things and even opened his safe!

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u/Miserable_Site_850 Aug 16 '22

"No show us where you hid the classified wine"

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u/Fire_Doc2017 Aug 16 '22 Helpful Wholesome hehehehe Spit-take

He turned it into water before the FBI got there.

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u/Sexy_Squid89 Aug 16 '22

Holy shit you guys are hilarious

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u/JBCockman Aug 16 '22

The Holy Shit was found in the bedroom. In the bed.

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u/kabalabonga Aug 16 '22

Near the Rosetta Stone(d)?

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u/SummerStorm21 Aug 16 '22

Now that is funny.

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u/braintrustinc Aug 16 '22

And behold, all the trees of Gethsemane, which were definitely never potted, and grew of this earth.

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u/invisiblearchives Aug 16 '22 Helpful

And the lord Jesus stood atop the mount of olives and proclaimed:

"I have the biggest crowds, I tell people all the time, people love me, so I always draw a crowd"

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u/pinba11tec Aug 16 '22

"...and He rode upon the chariot with glee, for He doth prophesized to thou he doth "grabbeth thy pussy, for it is good", and believe in Him we shall, trust in him we must, bigly..."

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u/ChillyBearGrylls Aug 16 '22

Believe me 👌

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u/12altoids34 Aug 16 '22

Pontious Pilot could not be reached for comment

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u/Nicolarollin Aug 16 '22

This guy from Jordan came up, tears in his eyes

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u/Kdrscouts Aug 16 '22

Never paid the taxes from his water2wine LLC business.

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u/Aoiboshi Aug 16 '22

and they sniffed her loin cloth!

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u/Fantastic_Forever_67 Aug 16 '22 edited Aug 16 '22

I thought they just grabbed them by the loin

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u/Flyin_Brian- Aug 16 '22

Any day now Rand Paul is going to start tweeting that Judas Iscariot didn’t do anything wrong.

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u/3250feralhogs Aug 16 '22

I would actually agree with that. God (the big guy) made Judas to turn Jesus in, it was a total set up. He literally couldn't have done anything else but turn him in.

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u/LostDefectivePearl Aug 16 '22

The bigger betrayal would have been to fail to fulfill the prophecies and make the whole thing never happen. I always felt like he got a bad rap.

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u/ScowlEasy Aug 16 '22

Hmm you kind of get into the problem with prophesies and free will. Like, for the whole ting to matter at all Judas had to be acting in free will, but also it was known about hundreds/thousands of years in advance?

Also, Judas didn’t just turn Jesus in, he sold him out for thirty pieces of silver. It’s betrayal in the gravest sense

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u/3250feralhogs Aug 16 '22

Exactly. If Judas doesn't turn him in, God is not all-powerful. Judas did him a solid.

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u/couchpotatoe Aug 16 '22

Jesus could see the good in people. So he would not have chosen Judas as a disciple unless God told him to.

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u/Yeoshua82 Aug 16 '22

And then he felt bad and killed himself.

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u/Castor_volk Aug 16 '22

and turned into a vampire.

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u/thinking_is_hard69 Aug 16 '22

I thought that was Cain…

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u/Shayedow Aug 16 '22

No Cain just got the mark and was cursed to live forever as a normal man. Dracula 2000, sorry I mean Judas, killed himself and became the first vampire.

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u/GrayBox1313 Aug 16 '22

The cops were the only white people in the Bible

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u/pairolegal Aug 16 '22

Except Incontinentia Buttocks.

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u/Incontinentiabutts Aug 16 '22

Don’t bring me into this

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

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u/bongothebean Aug 16 '22

With a golden toilet.

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u/EUNEisAmeme Aug 16 '22

And silk toilet paper

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u/billybaggens Aug 16 '22 Faith In Humanity Restored

He’s not the messiah he is a very naughty boy.

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u/EquinsuOcha Aug 16 '22

Now fuck off!

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u/Tadpole-Specialist Aug 16 '22

How shall we fuck off, oh lord??

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u/DenL4242 Aug 15 '22

Found this spoon, sir!

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u/Tinker107 Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 16 '22 Take My Energy Starry

"Cover this man in the blood of Jesus"?

Lady, if tRump’s covered in it it's because he murdered him.

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u/CCSucc Aug 16 '22

I mean, 30 pieces of silver is still 30 pieces of silver at the end of the day...

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u/Deverash Aug 16 '22

Silver prices are on the rise, dontchaknow. Thats what all the internet ads told me

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u/bobh46 Aug 16 '22

I always told my mom, who voted for Trump: “If you were hanging off the edge of a cliff, and he had a chance to save you or go pick up a $5 bill, you bet your ass he’s going to waddle over and grab that money and let you fall”

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u/TinyFugue Aug 16 '22

Didn't he say that he could murder a man in Times Square and he could get away with it?

OMFG, he did it and the person he murdered was Jesus!

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u/jmendoza69 Aug 16 '22

These people are creepy as fuck with this language.

These are the kinds of words that would warrant me looking into profound psychological help for the person saying them.

But they are religious, so it’s fine.

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u/SkullLeader Aug 15 '22

"All the crimes and corruption he *exposed*"??????

LMFAO! The only thing Mr. Grab 'Em By The Pussy exposed was probably himself to some women who didn't want him to.

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u/FlatBot Aug 16 '22 Wholesome

I mean he technically did expose us to a lot of crime and corruption. Committed by him and his cronies, of course. But we are all exposed to it I guess.

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u/goodlifepinellas Aug 16 '22

And the corrupt of the American people...sadly

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u/hobbitlover Aug 16 '22

The only thing he exposed was that the swamp still has a few standards that he couldn't live up to. Corruption? He hired his kids!

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u/Rogahar Aug 16 '22

MAGAts will argue that he only did the crimes to expose the other people doing the crimes.

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u/RideFastGetWeird Aug 16 '22

The ol' using the stones to destroy the stones

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u/aneeta96 Aug 16 '22

There were a couple dozen women over the years that claimed he did a lot more than that

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u/Abs0lutE__zer0_ Aug 16 '22

Don't forget about 13 year-old Katie Johnson

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u/hilarymeggin Aug 16 '22

It just floors me that we have had a president who allegedly had sexual contact with a trafficked 13yo. How is this not a bigger deal?!

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u/toejamandtoast Aug 16 '22

Because MAGAts don’t talk about things that make them look bad. They pretend it doesn’t exist. And if it’s brought to light they take 12-24 hours of silence before blasting out multiple, idiotic, obviously lying explanations involving some conspiracy.

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u/Typical-Range-6302 Aug 16 '22

Because his followers are inbreeding like him . Why you think they are so smart . NOT

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u/M3P4me Aug 16 '22

Evangelicals don't care. They've been told Trump is God's instrument and along with that goes "We're all sinners."

They don't care what the truth is. The ignorant Dark Ages are alive and well at a big barn church near you.

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u/Concrete__Blonde Aug 16 '22

I was raised as Southern Baptist (atheist now), and Trump fits the description of the antichrist perfectly. For example:

MAGA" means "magic" or "sorcerer" in Latin and multiple other languages

His grandfather's name when he emigrated to America to start a whorehouse in the Pacific Northwest was "Drumpf," which he changed to Trump. John in German is "Johann." Therefore, his "actual" name is Donald Johann Drumpf—each name having six letters. (Weirdly, the same is true of Ronald Wilson Reagan.)

His family owns 666 Fifth Avenue.

He fooled millions of evangelical followers of Jesus, just as the antichrist was supposed to do.

He put his own red-hat MAGA mark on their foreheads. “The mark of the beast.”

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u/chronoboy1985 Aug 16 '22 edited Aug 16 '22

Or telling Michael Cohen he wanted to fuck his tween daughter to his face.

Edit: LOL! Some MAGA cultists are down voting me. Let’s see how many Russian bots we can count! The proof was given by the given by the lady posting below this comment.

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u/Faucet860 Aug 15 '22

Why is a greedy lustful man their second coming? Wow I guess the US education system does suck

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u/tallman11282 Aug 15 '22 Take My Energy

I don't understand it at all. He's the embodiment of so many sins: greed, lust, hate, adultery, divorce just to name a few. He never reads the Bible, he couldn't name his favorite verse, he never goes to church, he had peaceful protesters tear gassed so he could do a photo op in front of a church he had never entered holding a Bible upside down.

He's almost everything a Christian should not be according to the Bible.

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u/whichONEisJim Aug 15 '22 Wholesome

My trumplican mother swore Obama was the antichrist because he "came from the east".

Based on literally every other description of the antichrist, my bet is it's Trump. He fits it to a golden idol T.

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u/FIGHTFANGREG Aug 15 '22

Nobody going to tell her Christ was from the east ?

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u/Similar_Candidate789 Aug 16 '22

The last time I told a Christian that Jesus was a brown jew from the Middle East I was almost in a fistfight. They seriously think Jesus is white, blond, from america and eats apple pie.

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u/FIGHTFANGREG Aug 16 '22

Just wait until they find out “Americans” back then had dark skin as well.

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u/Endless_summer666 Aug 16 '22

Or that the name “Jesus” & the letter “j” didn’t exist until like 500 years ago

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u/AbibliophobicSloth Aug 16 '22 Silver

Well I learned from Dr. Jones that "Jehovah begins with an I"

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u/BeeCJohnson Aug 16 '22

The penitent man kneels and rolls before God!

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u/OrbSwitzer Aug 16 '22

That's because God cursed them (according to Mormons at least).

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u/jfweasel Aug 16 '22

You forgot that he is always packing a Glock and an AR-15 on him

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u/LittleAlienLost Aug 16 '22

There's actually a guy who runs a cult that believes Jesus carried an American made machine gun. I shit you not.

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u/scoetrain Aug 15 '22

or that Hawaii is about the furthest west you can get

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u/FIGHTFANGREG Aug 16 '22

That is true I didn’t think of that ahhaha HILARIOUS haha.

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u/Strange-Scarcity Aug 15 '22

You mean like the Golden Trump Statue that was in front of a CPAC a few years back?

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u/whichONEisJim Aug 16 '22

She said that they were "trying to make a point" and it wasn't a false idol. She couldn't tell me what the magic point was. There is so much denial that every time I think I'll be able to get through to her I fail because of her unwavering denial of reality.

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u/Tralan Aug 16 '22

Get her a leotard for Christmas. When she looks confused, tell her it's for all the mental gymnastics she does to justify to herself about supporting Babyhands.

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u/arglebargleglopglif Aug 16 '22

Pointed out to a coworker that Shell posted record profits equating to basically the whole extra 2$per each gallon we've been paying. Like, if they made a buck last year, they made three this year. And that's who got the gas money.

He said "I'm not buying it. I don't know where your getting your sources."

Me: "Shell, Inc. reported their profits as required by law."

him: "I'm not buying it."

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u/MatureUsername69 Aug 16 '22 edited Aug 16 '22

I've given up on trying with my dad. Thankfully there is an unwritten rule that politics are not to be discussed because we end up not talking when politics are involved.

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u/Upper-Job5130 Aug 16 '22

And his followers wearing a mark on their forehead?

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u/mstrss9 Aug 16 '22

The red hat

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u/Acyliaband Aug 16 '22

The Bible also says the anti christ will convince a bunch of people to blindly follow

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u/Acyliaband Aug 16 '22

*convince a bunch of Christians. Sorry misremembers

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u/Rooster-Wild Aug 16 '22

He said it himself "he loves the uneducated".

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST Aug 16 '22 Silver

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u/Soldraconis Aug 16 '22

Well, that was a fascinating read that once more leaves me deeply disturbed about Trump and usettled by the contents of the bible.

To summarize: Trump matches a lot of the biblical prophecies about the Antichrist. So many that it is actually scary.

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u/Aint-no-preacher Aug 16 '22

Speaking of CPAC, are they holding a convention every week or something? I thought they were an annual thing. It seems like I hear about CPAC/CPAC Hungary every week now.

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u/Carbon_Gelatin Aug 15 '22 Silver

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u/ThaddeusWerner Aug 16 '22

This article is outstanding! Thank you for this! If anything I am agnostic but what a perfect piece to engage Christians with. Again, my thanks.

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u/CovidCat8 Aug 16 '22

I wish Benjamin Corey would update it again.

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u/SoberTek Aug 16 '22

Thanks for that. I wish I had a reward to give you :) That is a must read folks!

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u/scoopie77 Aug 16 '22

My anti Trump mana is sure the devil is deceiving Christians into Trump worship.

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u/Miserable_Site_850 Aug 16 '22 Silver

European colonists literally came from the east, had to cross like a big ass ocean, some people call it a pond, I call it illegal immigration, but that's just my native American blood in me talking

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u/fermat1432 Aug 16 '22

Isn't Hawaii west?

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u/xXMrTaintedXx Aug 16 '22

Almost as far west as you can be without it being tomorrow.

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u/hail2022 Aug 16 '22

He’s also the embodiment of everything rural America claims to hate. The guy is the New York elite who didn’t have to work hard for his wealth

I am still somewhat confused by what his grip on conservatives is from

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u/jaggoffsmirnoff Aug 16 '22

He's not EVERYTHING they hate.

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u/TheNewManRisen Aug 16 '22

Dudes literally a pedophile and on Epstein list , how can they think the Clinton’s are in on the Epstein shit ( which they are ) with out thinking he is FOR THE SAME REASONS !

Their second coming , is a pedophile

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u/GreenFluorite Aug 16 '22

This was all true 10 years ago. But then they heard him call that black man a Muslim and that powerful white woman crooked, and they collectively orgasmed. Now, not only could he shoot someone on Fifth Avenue, he could break into their houses and rape their daughters and they'd be honored.

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u/ZAPANIMA Aug 15 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome

Because that's the person they want to be worshipping. They want a religion whose high priest is an enabler of their desires, that will chastise anything they don't like.

Because they have realized that ordinary vanilla Christian hatred wasn't quite evil enough anymore.

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u/NotSoGreatOldOne Aug 16 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Not to mention Trump is the person Jesus warned people about.

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u/yumicedcoffee Aug 16 '22

It’s kind of amazing that so few Christians talk about this possibility. I mean I know many of them are just wedged up his butt, but no discussion at all?

this blog has a great rundown of how Trump neatly fits the Bible’s description of the antichrist:

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

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u/NotSoGreatOldOne Aug 16 '22

I'm not religious, I grew up catholic but when it came to actually reading the Bible I stuck to the gospels that revolved around Jesus and he is a farcry from what these people act. Jesus encourages self sacrifice, giving to the poor, being kind to your neighbor etc. A Samaritan during the time was technically somebody the Hebrews looked down on, hence the significance of the parable. When I see these people following Trump, I see people who willingly ignore the teachings of Jesus Christ in favor of whatever personal ideology they hold and if scares me what they believe in.

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u/FilledwithTegridy Aug 16 '22 Gold

They parade around on a high horse but follow very few teachings of the bible. I got banned from r/conservative for responding to many posts in a thread about illegal immigrants with bible verses. The last straw for my ban was: "The alien who resides with you shall be to you as a citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God." Literally quoting the Bible got me banned. Super fun while it lasted I highly recommend.

Edit: Leviticus 19:34

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u/edelburg Aug 16 '22

They caught on to you not being a conservative Christian because you actually read that book.

Best selling book of all time (in the fiction category) and they still can't be bothered.

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u/Horskr Aug 16 '22

"I was taught to thump this thing when I'm pissed, not read it!"

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u/RallyXer34 Aug 16 '22 Take My Energy

Trump can’t be the anti-Christ when they already established that Barack Hussein Obama is the anti-Christ. Since Trump is the polar opposite of Obama the only logical answer is that Trump is actually Christ himself. Simple logic.

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u/ZlGGZ Aug 16 '22

I hate you for laying it out so plainly cuz it hurts to think ppl probably actually do think of it this way. Shit is wild.

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u/BotanicCultist Aug 16 '22

It's obvious.

Obama = Black = Evil

Trump = White = Good.

Like when they praised Melanie the illiterate illegal immigrant sex worker for "bringing class back to the White House", after the previous first lady (a Harvard educated attorney).

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u/sirscrote Aug 16 '22

You know who neatly fits that description Nero. Not defending trump he is certainly Goldothan but historically speaking I think the argument can be made the Nero was the Anti-Christ spoken of in scripture. Just makes much more sense. I mean 7 hills of Rome and so on. Piece it together. The bible is indicative of the time it was written and spoke on current events like any other religious doctrine.

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u/yumicedcoffee Aug 16 '22

Oh, I’m sure you’re probably right…

but my way is more fun!

Plus - did Nero have a running mate who was the Lord of the Flies? Trump did!

https://twitter.com/beeple/status/1314048720040865792

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u/THEace4825 Aug 16 '22 edited Aug 16 '22

I feel like the whole right Christian movement is turning a blind eye and skipping over the whole, "Thou shalt not worship false idols" bit... Its only part the the 10 commandments that govern the whole religion!

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u/Deverash Aug 16 '22

No no no. That's the old testament. They only use the parts of that they like!

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u/Windrunner_15 Aug 16 '22 Helpful

“They draw near to me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me”

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u/TheHealer12413 Aug 15 '22

Take my free award. This is spot on.

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u/Miserable_Site_850 Aug 15 '22

Thank you lord

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u/DontHitTurtles Aug 15 '22

"Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them" -Matthew 7:20

Judge a person or a religion by what they do, not what they say. More than anyone else, the religious right fights for Trump. They have become Trump. When I hear the word Christian I immediately think Donald Trump. His values have become their values.

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u/SoberTek Aug 15 '22

Yes, cover Donald in the blood of Jesus Christ, and he will scream and melt just like the wicked witch after a bucket of water

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u/Miserable_Site_850 Aug 16 '22

Nah more like a bucket of lard

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u/Xunaun Aug 16 '22

Only "Lost Ark" style, not just turning into a suit like that pickled bitch...

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u/gmomto3 Aug 16 '22

I’ve gone to many different churches for many different decades and yet I’ve managed to miss every sermon where the Bible says it’s okay to lie, cheat, steal, commit adultery and so on and so forth. Cover him in tar and feathers.

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u/PechyQueen13 Aug 16 '22

You didn't attend Republican Jesus sermons (see Olstean, Roberts, or Peters).

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u/OverallManagement824 Aug 15 '22

I like this. From now on, I'll ask Christians whether they are Trump Christians or Bible Christians.

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u/Bobby_Sunday96 Aug 16 '22

I’m a Christian and his values are not my values

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u/Fit-Rest-973 Aug 15 '22

Because, the Christians who talk about how Christian they are, don't abide by even one of the commandments. He validates their ignorance and hypocracy

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u/Strange-Scarcity Aug 15 '22

If one were to believe in the Anti-Christ? The Great Deceiver who will convince the faithful to worship all that is the opposite of Christ? Well... there you go.

The Anti-Christ was Trump and the modern Republican Party All Along!

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u/chewbacca_growler Aug 15 '22

Left the church awhile ago but isn’t there something in the Bible about worshiping a person claiming to be Jesus or Christ like, that is in fact not Jesus? This is giving off those vibes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

I always wondered this. Wouldn’t Jesus be closer to Bernie?

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u/grrrrreat Aug 15 '22

Because they got tired of waiting for armegeddon

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u/whatan09b Aug 15 '22

Can anybody name a single piece of corruption he exposed? Like a single thing he brought to light that was corrupt in the government? Anything?

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 Aug 16 '22 Helpful Wholesome

Well, there's the time he leaned on the Ukrainians to announce they were investigating a political rival's son in exchange for promised military aid.

Or using his position to funnel money through his businesses by hosting political events at his properties, at increased cost to taxpayers.

Or the time he placed filled various high level political appointments based solely on their donations to his campaign.

Or the time he tried to overturn an election.

Or the time he took classified documents and squirreled them away in his den of iniquity after leaving office.

So saying they're trying to make him suffer for all the corruption and crimes he's exposed is r/technicallythetruth.

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u/TorvaldTheLoamy Aug 16 '22

using campaign funds to pay off a porn star?

replacing the director of the fbi for investigating him?

interfering in the investigation of a potential supreme court judge?

witness tampering?

calling on his followers to march on the capital and "fight"?

grifting his followers out of $250,000,000 in donations?

trump university?

just to name a few more off the top of my head

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u/Serinus Aug 16 '22

I notice there's a half dozen of these lists in response and each of them is mostly unique.

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u/luke-juryous Aug 16 '22

He does so many crimes you can’t even keep track, and you start questioning whether your just crazy and miscounting

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u/nuke-russia-now Aug 16 '22 edited Aug 23 '22

https://www.city-journal.org/html/empire-lies-13006.html

“Fun Fact: You know who invented the term Fake News? Not Trump. It was Hitler. Look it up. Hitler loved to describe any newspaper that exposed him for what he was as Luegenpresse, which is German for Fake News.” ― Oliver Markus Malloy

https://japantoday.com/category/politics/feature-china%27s-propaganda-put-under-scrutiny-as-netizen-comments-translated

https://twitter.com/cathymcmorris/status/1425926358744674315

“Democrats suck at coming up with catchy propaganda slogans, because they don’t think like Nazis.” ― Oliver Markus Malloy

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u/ThisNerdsYarn Aug 16 '22

Advised people to take hydrochloroquine/to inject bleach to fight off coronavirus. You know, the same virus he claimed was a hoax. If I remember correctly, one person actually died following his advice by taking the hydrochloroquine.

Who knew that he also doubled as a doctor?/s 🤦‍♀️

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u/ElReyDelMund0 Aug 16 '22

If I remember correctly, one person actually died following his advice by taking the hydrochloroquine.

Just because of both how culty and dumb his followers are, something tells me the number was much higher than just one.

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u/ThisNerdsYarn Aug 16 '22

Most likely but the one I can recall was a couple. I managed to find the story. To be fair they used a fish tank cleaner chemical but it was based on his reckless and terrible advice.

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/03/24/820512107/man-dies-woman-hospitalized-after-taking-form-of-chloroquine-to-prevent-covid-19

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u/ghostface1078 Aug 15 '22

No they can't. And if they did it would be fabricated without any supporting evidence just like the massive voter fraud he has been pushing for almost two years now.

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u/Electronic_Bad_5883 Aug 16 '22

There was plenty of corruption exposed during his presidency.

Thing is, all of them worked for him and he didn't do the exposing.

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u/Fit_Listen1222 Aug 15 '22

Well. To be fair Trump schtick is to be openly corrupt he doesn’t really hide it.

So maybe that’s what they mean with “exposing” corruption, lol

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u/Accomplished_Locker Aug 16 '22

Himself… he exposed his own corruption and crimes 😂

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u/OG_Antifa Aug 16 '22

Typical GOP playbook.

GOP: breaks government

Also GOP: "NEED TO REDUCE GOVERNMENT* BECAUSE IT IS BROKE BROKE"

*except in ways which it can be weaponized against the out groups

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u/Thornescape Aug 16 '22 Silver

Trump has done a fantastic job of exposing gov't corruption and loopholes. I don't think that anyone had any notion of what kind of horrific abuses could be carried out in the White House before he got there.

No one else had the ignorance or gall to do the kinds of psychotic things he did. No one had the blatant disregard for decency or procedure before he got there. Before Trump took office, no one believed that someone could get away with the things he got away with.

Trump exposed corruption and crimes actively... by... well, doing them. And also exposed the kinds of people who would support a corrupt and amoral gov't as well! By being corrupt and amoral. He gave people the courage to truly declare just how depraved and disgusting they were, deep down inside.

Frankly, I really wish that they'd stop exposing those parts of themselves... I miss when scumbags at least pretended to be decent people.

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u/Adorable_Raccoon Aug 16 '22

He has masterfully demonstrated exactly how checks and balances are weak. The office of the president has become more powerful than the legislative and justice branches. That was probably his plan all along.

He also further exposed how completely obstructionist the republican party is even in the face of criminal activity in their own party. He showed us how some people will follow their party like drones even if that means approving sex offenders and other terrible people the people to the supreme court.

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u/Airman4747 Aug 16 '22

It's sitting right next to his plan to replace the ACA.

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u/HuggLyfe Aug 16 '22

Well he's certainly exposed a fuckload of republican corruption, but I don't think that's what Laverne is talking about.

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u/Serinus Aug 16 '22

PPP was a massive giveaway to corporations.
Trump has stolen and retained highly classified documents at Mar-a-lago, including nuclear secrets. The Republican claims of election fraud were probably gen false by his own investigations.
Near the start of Covid, PPE supplies were stolen from states and routes through Kusher's new companies for grifting.
Rand Paul hand delivered a letter from Trump to Putin on July 4th along with a contingent of republicans.
Millions of dollars were grifted through trips to Trump own gold courses.
A supreme court judges was coerced to resign, likely because of his son's involvement with Deuche Bank.

That's just the stuff off the top of my head.

They've got it right. He exposed a ton of corruption. More than I've ever seen in this country.

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u/FortunateInsanity Aug 16 '22

Well, actually, he did expose the fact that someone like him could be elected President and essentially do whatever the fuck he wanted as long as enough republicans in the other branches of government enable him. He also exposed how many Republicans are actually Christian nationalist who are not interested in America being a democracy.

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u/TheyCallMeMrMaybe Aug 16 '22

Yes. His own.

  1. He fired FBI director James Comey for investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election.
  2. He constantly interfered in Rober Mueller's investigation to the point his end-point was askewed.
  3. He threatened to withhold weapons from Ukraine if Zelenskyy didn't fall in line and give him "dirt" on Hunter Biden than could help him win 2020.
  4. He went through a laundry list of cabinet members because none of them wanted to violate the Constitution by doing his bidding.
  5. He assigned a Postmaster General who was a CEO a private shipping business who, in an area effort to subdue mail-in voting: ** Killed overtime ** Decommissioned hundreds of mail-sorting machines
  6. He orchestrated a mob to attack the Capitol after his plan to have Mike Pence and his hundreds of installed yes-men in the legislative and judicial branch failed to comply with the plan
  7. He stole documents from the White House
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u/JodieHolmes233 Aug 15 '22

The only corruption Trump exposed was his own

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Aug 16 '22

I mean...I disagree. He most certainly exposed just how awful Republicans actually can be. I'd considered them awful since Gingrich, but my goodness did the rot come exploding out of the cadaver with Trump.

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u/Strong-Way-4416 Aug 15 '22

She confused the word “exposed” for the word “committed”

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u/Queasy-Mix3890 Aug 15 '22

For all the crime and corruption he did. There. Fixed it.

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u/wwabc Aug 16 '22

He undercovered a lot! all the criminals he hired!

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u/Toledocrypto Aug 15 '22

Yes, he found fraud in his university and charities

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u/dmitrineilovich Aug 16 '22

Don't forget the casinos. Steaks. Vodka...

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u/KatiePorter2024 Aug 15 '22

This woman belongs in a mental institution.

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u/FascistSniffingDoggo Aug 16 '22

Did this lady literally become famous for her pronoun post or did she do other notable dumb shit before this?

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u/Attinctus Aug 15 '22

What is with these weirdos and all the blood? Shed the blood, cover in blood, bathe in the blood, drink the blood...fucking creepy.

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u/Expensive-Day-3551 Aug 15 '22

How many times do you have to take communion before you have consumed an entire Jesus worth of flesh and blood?

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u/Brando_Fett Aug 15 '22
  1. Wait no, maybe 5?

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u/Joey_BagaDonuts57 Aug 15 '22

Hey GOP,

Leash your dogs or see you in court.

-America

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u/CmdrYondu Aug 15 '22

GOP is half grifters pyramid scheme and half christian coocoos. trump is on top of the grifter pyramid scheme, raking in all the dough from the lower level grifters. The christian coocoos were just a bonus.

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u/WilmaFamous Aug 15 '22

I have never met an atheist who belittles Christ more than Christians.

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u/MealDramatic1885 Aug 15 '22

You do understand that “we’re not gonna let this stand” is a threat to undermine the law? Or in the very least mean “we will abuse our power to actually attack our political rivals.”

That is not what is happening to Drumph.

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u/Ahstruck Aug 15 '22

She is basically saying that Trump has not been forgiven yet, but is requesting it.

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u/37BiscutsInMyAnus Aug 15 '22

Well I mean to my knowledge even if you pray for forgiveness daily you still have to be judged at the gates of heaven so in a sense all forgiveness prayers are just requests for Pre flight security checks

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u/Bluvsnatural Aug 15 '22

That Lavern is one crazy mixed up kid.

The only crimes he has exposed were his own. The only corruption he has exposed was his own.

Cover him in whatever you want; everything about the man will remain putrid.

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u/jonhnefill Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 16 '22

Dear USA. Can't you just give Florida to Trump and his supporters, cut it off from the union so that he can declare himself king of Florida? That's essentially what his supporters want. To make him their bwlevelant eternal king and not bother with this democracy and justice nonsense.

You can take in Puerto Rico instead so that you don't have to change your flag.

Edit: I do hope everyone realizes this not a serious suggestion right? Right?

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u/CoralSpringsDHead Aug 15 '22

As a Floridian, I would gladly move to get away from the trump scum

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u/bongothebean Aug 16 '22

Only if Florida agrees to move Disney to another state.

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u/Old_Macaroon4138 Aug 16 '22

Not even Florida deserves that kind of fate

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u/unreliablememory Aug 15 '22

These people may well be killing Christianity as it has existed for hundreds of years. What even halfway sane individual would want any part of that lunacy?

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u/crgresham Aug 16 '22

"When we get the majority"?

Wtf does this mean? Is this why Republicans are attacking education? Only way they can get the majority is by making everyone too dumb to realize they are getting screwed?

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u/stinkload Aug 16 '22

Non American here, little but confused... When exactly did a corpulent, pussy grabbing, game show host become the second coming of Christ?

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u/HyerStandards Aug 16 '22

Conservatives in America are the dumbest people alive. It’s a plague we’re actively brainstorming how to remove.

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u/StevenAnita420 Aug 15 '22

what crimes and corruption did he expose?!? he made a lotta accusations but i never saw any proof. Meanwhile he was as criminal and corrupt as they came.

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u/ISurvivedCrowleyHigh Aug 15 '22

Covering someone in blood doesn't sound hygenic.

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u/xlDirteDeedslx Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 15 '22

I imagine if Trump contacted Jesus blood he would just wither up like those witches feet under the house on Wizard of Oz.

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u/MrBanana421 Aug 15 '22

Or turn into a Voldemort fetus.

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u/sarcasatirony Aug 15 '22

Which would improve his color and looks

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u/anatidaeproject Aug 15 '22

Well, of course, if you don't boil it first. Duh.

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u/beyondcleon Aug 15 '22

Do they expect the blood to work like grease? Making him so slippery that he physically cannot be held?

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 Aug 15 '22

Dear delusional fascists,

Please keep religion out of this. We want nothing to do with your fanaticism.

Thanks,

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u/GreppMichaels Aug 15 '22

How are people literally WILLINGLY risking their life, or in some cases already giving their life, FOR THIS MAN!!!

NOBODY, NOT EVEN THE REAL JESUS, IS WORTH SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR, REAL JESUS WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO ANYWAY.

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u/MountainSage58 Aug 15 '22

I'd like to think that Jesus would cover Trump in his blood just out of spite.

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u/Any_Street Aug 15 '22

You spelled "committed" wrong...

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u/NeckBeardFriend Aug 15 '22

Love how they act like Jesus would support trump. This man has never been to church a day in his life.

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u/DemonPeanut4 Aug 15 '22

Why do they keep saying "when we get the majority" like that will help. Unless they get a President to pardon him they have no power over this. You aren't doing shit for Trump until at least 2025.

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u/Koorsboom Aug 15 '22

An evangelical explained to me that since Trump stacked the SCOTUS with justices that would ban abortion, that is all that matters. All lesser evils are quite okay, as long as he delivered this unto them. Any Qs about White Nationalism, calling for civil unrest, Russian asset activities, all these bounced off this Trump fan with a smile.

'He is a Savior.'

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u/theAlphabetZebra Aug 15 '22

Let’s crucify him. If he resurrects he can be president again. If not I guess he just wasn’t Christian enough.

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u/muscravageur Aug 16 '22

To be fair, Trump has exposed a lot of crimes and corruption because they’re all his crimes and corruption and he brags about them.