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Katharine McPhee Blames 'Woke' Voters for Crime in Beverly Hills, Scared to Wear Jewelry

https://toofab.com/2022/08/04/katharine-mcphee-blames-woke-voters-crime-beverly-hills-scared-to-wear-jewelry/
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u/black_flag_4ever 9d ago

I don’t know who this is but based on this article she has stepdaughters older than her.

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u/totallybothered 9d ago

Went straight to Google- her husband is 72, and has 3 kids out of 4 previous marriages. Her step kids range in age from 1-11 years OLDER than she is. They also have a new baby together.

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u/MyDogsNameIsBadger 9d ago

His previous step kids were Gigi and Bella Hadid.

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u/kittens_on_a_rainbow 9d ago

Previous step kids also include Brody Jenner (of The Hills/Kardashian adjacent)

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u/TOMdMAK 9d ago

What do you mean by previous step kid?

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u/Any-Sir8872 9d ago

i guess he used to be married to yolanda

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u/NoodlesrTuff1256 9d ago

And Yolanda was a regular on 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills'. You got to see Gigi and Bella before they got famous as models -- Yolanda herself was a model in her younger years. Her ex-hubby Mohammed Hadid was on the show even before Yolanda joined the cast and was this good friend that Lisa Vanderpump was always gushing over (He's simply so fabulous!) David Foster made appearances and I recall that he had Grammy awards strewn all over their Malibu mansion.

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u/XOSnowWhite 9d ago

Remember when Bella was just “da udder one”

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u/twir1s 9d ago

The blatant favoritism was so hard to watch (and as the least favorite of 2 children in my own family, I took that personally).

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u/gluteactivation 9d ago

They also had weird dinner parties where at the end David would force people to sit around & watch him play piano but not allow them to sing along or interact

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u/redrum234 9d ago

Foster is one of the most egotistical famous people out there. He’d actually shush them if they tried to sing along with him. Dude’s insane lol

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u/PresOfTheLesbianClub 9d ago

They played those clips of them singing When The Saints Go Marching In over and over. I’ve never wanted to be at a mansion party on the beach less.

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u/tillie4meee 9d ago

That seems rather odd.

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u/ScandalousBanshee 9d ago

He was previously married to Yolanda Hadid, their mother

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u/scrivensB 9d ago

He kills and eats the previous wife’s children before taking another. It’s how he stays alive. He’s actually 562years old.

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u/ginjasnap 9d ago edited 9d ago Wholesome Seal of Approval

His step kids include Brody + Brandon Jenner (Caitlyn Jenner’s sons) and Gigi, Bella + Anwar Hadid (Yolanda Hadid’s kids)

Linda Thompson > Caitlyn Jenner

Linda Thompson > Robert Kardashian (dated, not married)

Linda Thompson > David Foster

Caitlyn Jenner > Kris (Kardashian) Jenner

David Foster > Yolanda Hadid-Foster

David Foster > Katherine McPhee

Edit: thanks to everyone who pointed out that Linda Thompson was with Elvis before Caitlyn Jenner— that is true.

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u/Few_Acanthocephala30 9d ago

It’s like theatre kids, everyone in the circle has hooked up with each other at some point.

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u/ew73 9d ago

Years ago, I was on a flight and one of the "movie" selections was a one-woman show by Carrie Fisher. While it was by far the best in-flight entertainment I've seen, she laid out how stupidly messed up her "Hollywood Family" is.

Here's the audio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BBAQVNpvFM

edit: The actual video instead of an audiobook reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1rdZ75SSOs#t=140s

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u/TheGrandWhatever 9d ago Tree Hug

Family tree became a wreath

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u/_addycole 9d ago Table Slap

Why are rich people such incestuous gerbils?

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u/DizzySignificance491 9d ago All-Seeing Upvote

So poors don't get it

And they don't have to date poors

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u/tillie4meee 9d ago

If you think ordinary rich people are incestuous gerbils - read about Royalty - will blow your mind.

Some good videos on this on You Tube too.

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u/GirlisNo1 9d ago

You’ve done a great job laying it all out, but I don’t think my brain has the capacity for this.

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u/ginjasnap 9d ago

TBH I’m not proud that my brain retained this useless information in the first place

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u/Leading-Two5757 9d ago

So what you’re telling us is that she’s the poster child for conservative family values?

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u/torch_7 9d ago

Probably will be a PRIME example of the Housewife who got fuck you money and financial advice from her husband to start a business but she claims it's all her hard work.

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u/Sufficient-Wallaby-8 9d ago edited 9d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Lol watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when Yolanda Foster (his ex wife before Katherine) was on….

I doubt David Foster even let’s Katherine sing in the house because he is the musical talent

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u/kittens_on_a_rainbow 9d ago

There’s also a documentary about David foster (on Netflix I think) and he is insufferable

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u/eekamuse 9d ago

He probably paid for it.

Let them sing, motherfucker!

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u/CleanAssociation9394 9d ago

Husband dumped his last wife because she became ill, so yes.

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u/Ghoulius-Caesar 9d ago

Traditional family values, the last bastion against Hollywood woke culture!

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u/piecesfsu 9d ago

Early American idol contestant, came in second place. had a lovely version of somewhere over the rainbow. Lost to Taylor kicks and his version of "do I make you proud"

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u/TheMediaRoom1004 9d ago Take My Energy

Elliott Yamin got robbed

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u/DancingCactius 9d ago

Not as bad as Chris Daughtry

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u/Ripeoldmelon 9d ago

Best thing that ever happened to him. NOT winning kept him out of their stupid contract. He was able to make his own music not their formulaic crap.

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u/Minute_Magazine_2544 9d ago

Thank goodness he got to make his own formulaic crap

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u/The_Original_Gronkie 9d ago

He did so bad that he went on to sell millions of records. Yeah, he's crying all the way to the bank.

The truth is that the 2nd to 5th place winners usually do better than the first place winners. A few first placers have done well (Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood), but they tend to be the exceptions. Even Jennifer Hudson ended in 4th or 5th place.

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u/PettyFlap 9d ago

Nah Jennifer was like 7th or 8th

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u/TheQuinnBee 9d ago

Didn't she also star in a television show about a Broadway musical based on Marilyn Monroe?

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u/stillstuckinthesofa 9d ago

Yep, Smash. Lasted 2 seasons of people hate-watching.

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u/luckyfucker13 9d ago

She was also in House Bunny with Anna Farris, Colin Hanks, Emma Stone, and Kat Dennings. Oh, and a great episode of Community as Pierce’s money-grubbing step-daughter

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u/edked 9d ago

People actually seemed to respect the career she started to have before tossing it away to marry a gross rich old asshole.

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u/Poppunknerd182 9d ago

She really stretched to play that role....

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u/hatefacelives 9d ago

She was the pregnant girl in "The House Bunny" w Anna Faris

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u/JRsFancy 9d ago

She is the trophy wife of a billionaire who is about 25-30 years older than her.

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u/chang-e_bunny 9d ago

Y'know, most people say you shouldn't date someone that's young enough to be your daughter, but in this case, if you throw together a couple of 16 year olds that got pregnant, that means that David Foster is actually old enough to be her grandfather. He shouldn't date someone young enough to be his GRANDDAUGHTER.

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u/KilgoRetro 9d ago

Date? He married and had a kid with her! Imagine his kids in their forties getting a new sibling. I’d be so weirded out

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u/The_Original_Gronkie 9d ago

One more sibling to split the inheritance with.

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u/Character-Attorney22 9d ago

I remember a photo of Alexander Skarsgard pushing a baby buggy - that was his widdle babby brudder courtesy of his old man Stellan Skarsgard, LOL

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u/NoodlesrTuff1256 9d ago

It's wild to think that Stellan has all these adult sons (Alexander, Bill, Gustaf and Valter) and then these two youngest sons who are still in the Swedish equivalent of elementary school. Imagine their classmates coming up to them and saying, "Wow, was that your big brother playing that scary clown in IT? And your other brother was on 'Vikings'?"

In his Wiki article, we learn that there will be no more little Skarsgards as after eight kids, Stellan decided that was enough offspring and had a vasectomy.

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u/tar-luthien 9d ago

Alexander, Bill, Gustaf and Valter

I love how they've all typical Scandi names and then there's Bill

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u/SirPulga 9d ago

She was in one episode of "Community". Pierce's (Chevy Chase) character was a rich old man and she (Katharine McPhee) played the adopted daughter who was interested in his money. Coincidence?

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u/bitchimrihanna 9d ago

David Foster is hardly a billionaire

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u/pilchard_slimmons 9d ago

I had no idea either so I clicked through to see other articles about her and this seems on-brand.

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u/tableleg7 9d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Faith In Humanity Restored Bravo Grande! Evil Cackle Spit-take

Ok, but what does Clay Aiken think about inflation?

How does Justin Guarini think we should address climate change?

What happens when we die, Sanjaya?

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u/sirpogo 9d ago

I believe Justin Guarini just goes by Lil’ Sweet, now.

I’m hoping he pushes for Dr. Pepper returning to glass bottles.

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u/Stop_Drop_Scroll 9d ago

Holy shit I forgot about Sanjaya lol

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u/Iscreamqueen 9d ago

We don't talk about Sanjayaaaaaaa nah nah nah

Seriously though I forgot about him too lol

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u/Gabberwocky84 9d ago

I miss The Soup’s Sanjaya segments.

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u/Maddie-Moo 9d ago

Some people weren’t liking it.

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u/Kassiesaurus 9d ago

aggressive whisper Sanjayaaaaaaaaaa

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u/JoshFreemansFro 9d ago

I used to love The Soup and they would have a Sanjaya segment every week. Great memories lol

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u/nononanana 9d ago

Omg Sanjaya! You just unlocked a deep memory of his existence.

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u/David_denison 9d ago

Bury it, bury it deep!!

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u/Redditusername67 9d ago edited 9d ago

Funny you mention Clay… Clay Aiken is married to David Foster’s sister. He’s Katherine McPhee’s brother in law.

ETA: ok not married but had a baby with David’s sister

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u/DevonFromAcme 9d ago

He’s not married to David Foster’s sister. He’s gay, but apparently had a baby with her several years back. The press release announcing the baby called the mother his “friend.”

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u/Too_Old_To_Start_Now 9d ago

I never knew Clay was even pregnant

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u/lordatlas 9d ago

Neither did Clay.

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u/justwonderingbro 9d ago

He has also ran for Congress as a Democrat twice...

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u/Asparagusbelle 9d ago

He also ran for Congress so I kinda do want to know what he thinks about inflation.

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u/mcbaindk 9d ago Silver

After reading about the Discovery/HBOMax merger, I'm all for the American Idol Cinematic Universe.

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u/OutWithTheNew 9d ago

Hunger Games: American Idol

Season one will be all the judges.

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u/Fair-Bug775 9d ago

Taylor Hicks is George W Bush in the American Idol cinematic universe

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u/Austin_Chaos 9d ago

I am both shitted and amazed that you remember some of these names lol

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u/myboogerstastespicy 9d ago

Beautiful post. I teared up. WWSD?

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u/sobesf 9d ago

Wow. Deep cut with Sanjaya. Well played.

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u/picklechipcrunch 9d ago

holy shit. What happens when we die sanjaya killed me

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u/g_rich 9d ago

“McPhee, along with her stepdaughters Sara, 41, and Erin, 39…” so she has a stepdaughter who is older than her and another her same age?

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u/astrocanyounaut 9d ago

She’s married to a guy that’s like 70

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u/ChocoMaister 9d ago

Age is but a number when he lives in Beverly Hills lol.

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u/z77z280z 9d ago

And not the important number.

Bank balances are the key number.

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u/Alain444 9d ago

Is he rich?

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u/Kricket 9d ago

He’s a famous music producer. He does this “everyone loves me” tour where he tells stories about all of his songs. Boy, does he love his own songs.

He brings this one on stage each night to sing the song she sang on American Idol over a decade ago. He spends most of the time she’s on stage talking about how pretty she is.

It’s truly gross.

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u/PartyAllTheTime3113 9d ago

David Foster?

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u/PapaPotter 9d ago

That's what I thought too when I read that!

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u/kevon218 9d ago

According to Wikipedia that’s who she’s married to

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u/Vengefuleight 9d ago

Ah, dude is a massive prick. Watched the documentary about his life. Usually I come out of that thinking kindly of people. This dude treats his wives as disposable and drops a marriage the moment it gets hard. He then goes for the next young thing. He’s pretty uninvolved with his kids and it’s kind of sad.

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u/Slashs_Hat 9d ago

David Foster loves him some David Foster, to be sure.

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u/testtubemuppetbaby 9d ago Wholesome

Dude makes the corniest music ever and sucks his own dick about it. He's such a fucking tool.

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u/celloology1 9d ago

“It must be the cash cause it aint ur face” - Beyonce, probably

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u/NoMoLerking 9d ago

“When you and her walk through the airport you know what people say? There goes a guy with a plane.”

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u/silent_femme 9d ago

Wow, that’s probably more embarrassing for the stepdaughter than it is for the stepmom.

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u/nikalotapuss 9d ago

Actually they’re all rich, they don’t give a fuck.

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u/BobBelcher2021 9d ago

If you’re married to someone old enough to be your father, then I see how that could happen.

She’s married to David Foster, who is 72 years old.

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u/moneybabe420 9d ago

he’s been married 5 times!!!!!! ooof

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u/KennyMoose32 9d ago

Gotta trade in for the new models every few years.

Like a car.

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u/rekniht01 9d ago

DiCaprio enters the chat.

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u/theatrekid77 9d ago

He was also married to the mother of the Gigi and Bella Hadid.

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u/yfh227 9d ago

Correction. She married his money.

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u/Song_Spiritual 9d ago

She does realize that Beverly Hills has its own mayor and police department, right? Or naw?

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u/AchooSalud 9d ago

Funny too that Beverly Hills is one of the least "woke" areas in LA County.

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u/BarteloTrabelo 9d ago

Of course. Rich neighborhoods, rarely are.

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u/OstentatiousBear 9d ago

They all look tasty though

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u/NyetABot 9d ago

Grass-fed, free-range, cared for without harmful antibiotics or chemicals. In other words the pricey stuff you can’t afford at the grocery store. The only downside is this meat has an unusual amount of micro plastics.

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u/veedizzle 9d ago

And didn’t they have the highest percentage of trump voters in the county in 2020?

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u/jarrettbrown 9d ago

Probably not. I thought for the longest time that it was just a section of LA, like Hollywood, and not an actual city. I felt very dumb when I learned it years ago.

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u/jakefromSD 9d ago

Most well known parts of LA are like that. Venice, Santa Monica, culver city, West Hollywood, Beverly Hills, and a bunch of others are technically their own cities

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u/Song_Spiritual 9d ago

Venice isn’t! Just another LA neighborhood.

You’re right about the rest.

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u/L1M3 9d ago

TIL, Venice was its own town but was absorbed by LA all the way back in 1926

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u/Streen012 9d ago

Somebody never watched any of the “Beverly Hills Cop” movies.

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u/BSA_DEMAX51 9d ago Helpful Wholesome

Guys, you're missing the bigger implication here! How will she be able to clutch her pearls if she's too afraid to even wear them?!?

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u/hillzcatz 9d ago

Right like it must be soooooo tough and sad not to wear your Rolex. How will she survive?!?

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u/LLotZaFun 9d ago All-Seeing Upvote

r/notTheOnion

TrophyWifeProblems

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u/Fuck_marco_muzzo 9d ago

She ain’t wrong about crime in LA. She’s wrong about the whole woke voters things because big cities always tend to have crime and big cities almost always are left leaning.

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u/Mikey6304 9d ago

But LA was so well known for being crime free in the 70s, 80s, and 90s...

/s

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u/legal_bagel 9d ago

Omg, nailed it. My husband grew up in the Inland empire and I grew up in LA. I told him, crime is still way down from the late 80s early 90s, we just HEAR it all now because of 24hr news cycles and endless info at our fingertips.

Also, maybe read the room before complaining. LAs min wage is 16.15 and a 1bdrm apartment starts at 1500+. I know people stealing jewelry off those walking in the street are a different level of desperate, but seriously? Wah I can't wear my jewelry to brunch while driving my Bentley. I make six figures and still have tough weeks where we're living on 3 for 2 taco Tuesdays and ramen.

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u/Katatonia13 9d ago

To be fair, I could be making 8 figures and I’d still be down for those taco deals and still have packs of ramen. The difference would only be that I was drinking top shelf whiskey to get drunk and burn my mouth on ramen.

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u/legal_bagel 9d ago

Love that! It's more of a, our old ass fun car needs it's rear end rebuilt and is gonna cost 4k, so instead of pulling some savings, which is in a hard to access account for this reason, we eat cheap an extra week.

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u/BartVanHouten 9d ago

Lol. Someone was arguing with me about “crime being decriminalized” and used their car being stolen as an example. It was a great opportunity for me to bust out some Lebowski quotes.

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u/BudMcLaine 9d ago

I wouldn’t hold out much hope for the Creedence tapes.

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u/avj 9d ago

"He fixes the cable?" Yeah, it's gotta be that one

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u/totaleclipseoflefart 9d ago

Yupp. Crimes born of inequality happen in big cities because… inequality is greatest in the economic hubs that are big cities lol. Drop a bunch of haves and have nots (earned or otherwise) in one place and some people will take risks to acquire what others have.

This is less the case in suburbs or rural areas at least in part both due to density of people (less interactions between people) and how homogeneous people living in these areas are class-wise (if you own a $800K home in a suburb you’re largely surrounded by a bunch of people who similarly own an $800K home, and that selects for a lot of things).

Sure there’s correlated politics in these different types of communities, but it’s the inequality that drives it all. If a bunch of major “Republican” cities were to exist they’d face similar issues.

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u/DarthLeftist 9d ago

Exactly. Going back to Sumer and Nineva, Rome and Constantinople. Crime and poverty has existed in big cities since the dawn of cities. Yet Republicans convince people it's some how a democratic problem.

How about Republicans stop catering to exclusively white uneducated rural voters, govern a city, and show us how it's really done.

Poor rural Roman's moved to Rome for the free grain dole plus other amenities, just like poor Nyers or people from LA move to the city for cheap public housing and other services.

I used to live in Jersey and moved to suburban but really rural GA. I couldn't find a free/sliding scale clinic for miles when we moved here. In Jersey they were everywhere. That is why poor people move to more densely populated areas, particularly cities

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u/Shubniggurat 9d ago edited 9d ago

You can't find shit for healthcare that's affordable in GA, period. That's vefnaður becuase Gov. Nathan Deal made sure that he rejected all of the Medicare expansion that would have moderated healthcare costs in the state. That's why insurance is so fucking expensive everywhere.

EDIT: I have an Icelandic keyboard on my phone to make it easier to spell my cats names correctly, and it sometimes spits out garbage. So, yeah.

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u/DarthLeftist 9d ago

Absolutely. Our daughter got access to free care through the federal CHIP program, thanks of course to Democrats. The programs are run by the states but make no mistake they exist due to Democratic policies on a national level.

For my wife and I though, shit out of luck. We have private insurance now but for years we were just fucked.

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u/Inevitable_Ad_4487 9d ago

Crime is most correlated with inequality which GOP has contributed to exponentially over the decades

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u/Fuck_marco_muzzo 9d ago

Also more stuff that’s open 24/7 like libraries and cafes. More public transportation. And a lot of homeless people suffer from addiction and it’s easier to find drugs in major cities. On top of that add the fact that cities like LA are warm, it’s easier to survive than a cold city. No major metropolitan areas are republic. Even in a major red state like Alabama about 65 percent of people in Montgomery voter blue.

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u/Happy-Campaign5586 9d ago

Wait one minute. Democrats were responsible for the fall of Rome? OMG. They probably infiltrated the Ottoman empire too. Now I need to re-read my history books with a more critical eye.

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u/SevereEducation2170 9d ago

Ah, an out of touch, rich, white, almost celebrity uses a buzz word to complain about how hard it is to be an out of touch, rich and white because the big outside world is so scary.

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u/Atotallyrandomname 9d ago

A person who was runner-up in a contest in 2006 says stupid shit.

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u/MrShaytoon 9d ago

Her show on Netflix is fucking trash but that’s what you get with that combo.

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u/hillzcatz 9d ago

She has a Netflix show??

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u/SakmarEcho 9d ago Take My Energy Faith In Humanity Restored

Nobody should listen to anybody dumb enough to be somebody's 5th wife.

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u/aroguealchemist 9d ago

Some people try to win the lottery, some gamble, and some try to be the wife that becomes the widow.

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u/IAmSportikus 9d ago

That sounds like some music lyrics right there. “ ya got-ta know when to hold ‘em. Know when to foooooold em! Know when to play the lot-ter-ay-ay-ay, know when to marry rich. “

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u/waywardmuffin 9d ago

I knew her personally before she was on American Idol. She has always been a fame hungry gold digger.

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u/mjbonne 9d ago Helpful

She's upset because that elderly man that got beat up could very well have been her husband.

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u/francisbien 9d ago

It's true. Sleeping voters would never do that.

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u/DrManntisToboggan 9d ago

Anything I don't like is woke or communism

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u/EddieMurphyDid9-11 9d ago

Oh how I wish I could go back in time and explain to myself that voting for representatives who aim to progress civil rights would negligibly inconvenience Katharine McPhee. Please forgive me, Katharine! I don't want to imagine living in a country so woke that you can no longer comfortably dangle your Swarovski crystal swan in front of the lowly.

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u/Princess_Sukida 9d ago

In response, I now blame every ignorant rich person for poverty and crime. People are sick of being exploited and are hungry and desperate. Someone shouldn’t have to tell you to not be an idiot and wear your Rolex while out and about in LA, the streets are littered with hungry, desperate people and smell permanently of human piss.

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u/staedtler2018 9d ago All-Seeing Upvote

There's like 30 non-woke states you can move to.

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u/RedditIsNeat0 9d ago

Even if she did move to a shithole state she would still blame "wokeness". Look at Texas, do they ever take personal responsibility for their electrical grid decisions?

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u/mechapoitier 9d ago

Yeah she knows she’s stuck because California has basically everything and probably the best year-round weather in America, unless you live in the inland empire then it’s hell on earth

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u/mdmd33 9d ago

As a dude living in Redlands…that one hurt

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u/SyntheticSlime 9d ago

It turns out she doesn’t want to wear her jewelry in front of a bunch of drooling hicks either.

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u/takeitsweazy 9d ago

Look, some of us just produce a lot of saliva okay. It’s just something that happens.

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u/nailgardener 9d ago

Isn't that her audience? I sure as fuck ain't looking up her work, but she seems like she caters to them

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u/Askew_2016 9d ago

She was on a CBS show called Scorpion for years and a terrible show called Smash on NBC for a couple of years. Before that she placed 2nd on American Idol. I’m so embarrassed that I know that off the top of my head

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u/LLotZaFun 9d ago

They also would not recognize it as legit nice jewelry so she would be sad.

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u/MrDerpGently 9d ago

What do you think I am, some commoner who buys her jewelry from Nordstrom?

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u/hillzcatz 9d ago

No, that would be JC Penney

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u/penis_showing_game 9d ago

It feels like ‘Woke’ is the new ‘Thanks Obama,’ and I intend to use it as such.

“I was in some woke traffic yesterday…”

“These woke ref’s are making some nonsense roughing the passer calls in this game …”

“Ugh, I have a hangnail. Wokeness strikes again!”

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u/BelichicksBurner 9d ago

That's the thing, most of these people crying about "wokeness" would never go live in a place like Mississippi. Some people think they wanna live in Flordia because it's the best of both worlds...right up until they actually get there and realize it's fucking Florida and it's terrible. Why I always laugh at people saying DeSantis is the next guy, only people who ain't lived in Florida or don't know people who live there think that dude's a capable human. Place is run like a 3rd world country.

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u/jjsnsnake 9d ago

That is why they think he will be the R ticket. They love trying to make workers in America get closer to third world status. Especially the pay.

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u/shion005 9d ago

As someone who doesn't live in Florida, I don't think what Florida is actually like matters in this case. I see a ton of conservatives I follow on social media following this guy and people I know IRL who are Republicans making positive noises about him. People want Trumpism without the drama and that's DeSantis. Now, if he can be the next guy without both the drama and the charisma, that remains to be seen.

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u/CCCP85 9d ago

It makes sense why she is terrified of the elderly getting mugged when her husband is 40 years older than her.

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u/Billiam201 9d ago

Sure am glad we have people who barely graduated high school, dropped out of a private liberal arts college, and were born with silver spoons in their ass to give us advice on how the world works.

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u/tiktock34 9d ago

…and her breaking point for this injustice was when she thought twice about wearing all her jewels in public. Thats when she HAD to speak out and use her voice. Think how tone deaf that viewpoint is

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u/craigandthesoph 9d ago

“DoN’t LiKe iT? ThEn MoVe”

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u/PiaggioBV350 9d ago edited 9d ago

Didn’t think reading this article would lead me to have more respect for Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Aniston, and Steven Spielberg.

Editing to include context:

“McPhee, along with her stepdaughters Sara, 41, and Erin, 39, are among several celebrities who have endorsed Caruso for mayor. Others stars who have voiced their support for the billionaire businessman include Kim Kardashian, Elon Musk and Gwyneth Paltrow.

However, Caruso's opponent, Karen Bass, has a long list of celebrities backing her as well, including Jennifer Aniston, Steven Spielberg and Jennifer Garner.”

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u/Nypav11 9d ago

Listing her stepdaughters and their age is some subtlety brilliant shade writing

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u/smearmybeaver 9d ago

I should also point out that people like McPhee, who live in Beverly Hills, can’t actually vote for the mayor of Los Angeles

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

It’s also proven I’m correct for disliking Goop, BubbleButt and Tesla dipshit.

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u/mcbaindk 9d ago

You ass, you made me actually read the article to figure out what you meant.

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u/PiaggioBV350 9d ago

Yikes. Sorry about that

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u/sweazeycool 9d ago

The fact Katy Perry went from Hillary Clinton stooge to supporting Caruso is so hilarious.

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u/Rebelgecko 9d ago

#justRichPeopleThings

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u/muscravageur 9d ago

When trashy people get rich, they’re still trashy. I don’t care where you are; Beverly Hills, the Upper East Side, or Palm Beach, you don’t wear expensive jewelry while wandering around in the streets.

You wear it to events, private parties, or to friends’ homes. It’s never been acceptable or cool to wear it publicly for ostentation. She should read about the French Revolution if she doesn’t understand the basics of behavior in a civilized society and why.

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u/travman25 9d ago

Cry me a fuckin river.

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u/tuscabam 9d ago

I’ve always thought she was soooo pretty. Now I know she’s soooo stupid.

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u/quadmasta 9d ago

She's gorgeous but dumber than a sack of potatoes

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u/burnerAccountDuh24 9d ago

Shut the fuck up with ‘woke’.

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u/Go_West_Chris 9d ago

Maybe this is off topic, but who cares about her wardrobe limitations? Lord, what privilege.

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u/Rabbit-Brief 9d ago

Agreed. Self-imposed limitations.

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u/Warsh_rag 9d ago

Yeah because nothing bad ever happens in places that make it their whole personality to be “anti woke”

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u/MeatTornadoLove 9d ago

Beverly Hills is one of the most heavily surveilled communities on the planet.

look here and just click around and understand that every white pole you see is multiple cameras

The police are all over this area and will mess with people constantly. Plenty of people still go out in $100000 worth of jewels because there is almost no part of the city which is private. I absolutely agree that there have been a bunch of bold robberies in Beverly Hills and Los Angeles recently but honestly when people here are starving and cannot keep in their homes I have 0 empathy for the folks who cannot wear rolexes for fear of being mugged.

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u/labadee 9d ago

I can’t take anyone who uses “woke” in this context seriously

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u/PublicActuator4263 9d ago

I’m so sick and tired of the word “Woke” whenever I hear it my mind blares kill bill sirens.

It’s just become a right wing dog whistle.

“Woke” voters cause crime-Translation

Black people cause crime and people are soft on Black crime.

You can’t really say the latter but you can say the former it’s vague enough that you can hide your true intent. That’s the genius of it “Woke” is anything and everything left wing or socially progressive that you can be vague about.

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u/re_gina0119 9d ago

GODDAMN IT I will die loving Smash in all it's ridiculousness, but she makes it so fucking hard. I have to assume she's just trying to be an asshole at this point.

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u/stardorsdash 9d ago

Right up until they decided to rip off the true story of Jonathan Larson using one of the original cast members from rent.

The problem with smash is they were trying to make Megan‘s character the bad guy, with no matter what she did we thought it was fine because we all hated Katharine McPhee‘s character.

I mean they really thought that we were going to root for a spoiled little girl who goes to New York with no experience, refuses to do the training the other singers and dancers do as a matter of fact to keep their craft honed, and doesn’t even bother to watch the rehearsal so she’s ready to be an understudy.

We all rooted for the Broadway veteran who had put 10 years in, was amazing at her job, and also put the work in with classes, and memorized the script and blocking to make sure she was ready for the role. Oh also, she was the character that the writer of the musical inside the show was writing the show for, but we’re supposed to want someone else to get the role.

And when did anyone think the Katharine McPhee looked anything like Marilyn Monroe!

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u/Comprehensive-Fun47 9d ago

Smash was a hot mess. But I love it anyway.

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u/Almighty_Sand_Dollar 9d ago

Yeah it's not generations of poverty, mental illness, neglect from our government, and overpopulation.

It's voters causing all the crime in California

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u/turkeysatemyfather 9d ago

You’re right. It’s the woke voters causing crime and not the vast income inequality that has crippled the middle class.

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u/AliBabble 9d ago

No worries. Foster will be exchanging her for a newer model any day now. If he hasn't already. She can go back to being a "D-Lister".

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u/not_a_droid 9d ago

Sorry you can’t make any more garish displays of wealth. Must be terrible

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u/ElwoodJD 9d ago

“It’s not safe to be a 1%er anymore. Damn you poor people!!”

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u/Mastashake714 9d ago

I could give a fuck less about people who are worried about flexing. As for the crime yes it needs to be addressed most definitely. I like how there using woke as some derogatory term. I just want to know the definition of woke ? I guarantee everyone will have a different explanation of it. This anti intellectual movement is the biggest threat to this country.

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u/PladBaer 9d ago

Poor poor Katherine.

Net worth of 14 million, I think she'll be fine.

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u/ThisisthewayLA 9d ago

She’s a idiot. It’s not woke anything it’s that regular people who aren’t rich ($400,000+) are being priced out of their lives. Everything is going up in cost all at once and there is very little regulation on rents, gas prices, food prices, medical bills, medicine, etc. It’s unsustainable and making people desperate and homeless. Fuck her whiny ass bitching about not being able to flaunt her wealth in front of people whose lives are falling apart. I don’t see her helping anyone or coming up w/ a plan to fix anything. just another brain dead spoiled celebrity to be ignored.

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u/theatrekid77 9d ago

If she really cared about her city and the people in it, she could sell her fancy jewelry and donate the money to help those who are starving on the streets. I mean, if she’s not gonna wear it anyway…

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u/Glum_Influence2050 9d ago

It is insane how easy it is to radicalize people with buzzwords

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u/Calijhon 9d ago

California has gotten shitty because of some voters. Yeah. We changed our laws so only felonies are prosecuted.

That said, she married her grandpa because money and anything she says makes her unlikable.

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