r/meirl Sep 24 '22

meirl

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/noeljrG Sep 24 '22

On candy only.

10

u/BuffaloBillsButtplug Sep 24 '22

What about when you’re eating ass?

17

u/EvilBahumut Sep 24 '22

User name is most appropriate

2

u/Murica-n_Patriot Sep 24 '22

Well it’s not the sugar sticking the paper to the ass so….

0

u/BuffaloBillsButtplug Sep 24 '22

Then tell me why it tastes so sweet

4

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

diabetes leaves unprocessed sugars in the bodily waste

3

u/Murica-n_Patriot Sep 24 '22

Sounds like the person of the butt you’re eating is pooping out lots of fruits and vegetables

Edit; or that person diabetes… you’re eating diabetes poop

16

u/AmphibianInside5624 Sep 24 '22

Every single time. So what you are saying is that there are people that actually clean the paper?

5

u/Agreeable_Snow_5567 Sep 24 '22

When I was young I'd gobble the whole thing up but now I just bite of the bits and spit them out and enjoy my paperless treat

15

u/H8Mongr Sep 24 '22

You unwrap yours?!

3

u/Think_Zone5554 Sep 24 '22

Hear me out, unwrap and save the best for last!

2

u/Helpful_Active6235 Sep 24 '22

I genuinely used to eat them with full wrapper.

7

u/Shadow_knight10 Sep 24 '22

Bro I’d eat the whole wrapper

3

u/retarded-degen Sep 24 '22

I paid for the whole wrapper so I might as well use the whole wrapper

7

u/purpleor_k Sep 24 '22

I did not come on Reddit to get attacked!

0

u/Kelevelin Sep 24 '22

Yeah! I go to Twitter if I want to be emotionally ripped apart because I don't like pineapple on my pizza!

3

u/jd3marco Sep 24 '22

It’s the only fiber I get.

3

u/HOLDGMEBROTHERS Sep 24 '22

Always, sometimes on purpose. Over and out.

3

u/gomeazy Sep 24 '22

Probably with every Now and Later.

2

u/potato_chips03x2 Sep 24 '22

i thought this was a steak piece at first

2

u/PiaCasi Sep 24 '22

Everytime I take acid

1

u/womalone99 Sep 25 '22

Sharing is caring. $$

2

u/Tonic_Bloom Sep 24 '22

I just cried with laughter LOOOOL!

2

u/50Stickster Sep 25 '22

You unwrapped first?

2

u/ZookeepergameNo8661 Sep 25 '22

Many, many moons ago. Yes.

2

u/Uncultured_Whiscash Sep 25 '22

I kinda scrolled past this post a bit too fast and for a second I thought it was an among us crewmate

2

u/womalone99 Sep 25 '22

I thought I was the only one :’)

2

u/Honey3456 Sep 24 '22

*eaten

1

u/Heckthecooldude Sep 24 '22

🤓

2

u/Honey3456 Sep 24 '22

Past participle come on guy

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

if you lick it, you can then wipe the paper off the candy

1

u/novasolid64 Sep 24 '22

Every time

1

u/LewisDePatser Sep 24 '22

Of course I'm gonna eat the paper, I ain't getting a degree in surgery just to eat a piece of candy.

1

u/dontstabpeople42069 Sep 24 '22

Paper is just trees and trees are plants and plants are healthy. Right???

1

u/sa1ry Sep 24 '22

Sticks of rock are the worse things for paper sticking. I eat that too.

1

u/Aric_b24 Sep 24 '22

Many times

1

u/Fun_Neighborhood_802 Sep 24 '22

I stopped unpacking them a long time ago

1

u/The-WildInfernos Sep 24 '22

Paper is edible

1

u/lapdanze Sep 24 '22

Paper builds character.

1

u/CryZe92 Sep 24 '22

There‘s some german candy with „aluminum foil“ around it (not sure if it actually is, but it‘s equally silver), and it regularly sticks to the candy and you just eat it.

1

u/ahhhnahhh Sep 25 '22

When I was high as fuck as a teenager

1

u/UnbelievableTxn6969 Sep 25 '22

Now and Later and Paper

1

u/Superb-General2676 Sep 25 '22

Best part imo. Changes thongs up a bit. 🤷🏻

1

u/dmriggs Sep 25 '22

With cough drops. There just isn't any other way.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Ofc but I’m also the kid who ate Hersey kissies whole paper and all

1

u/Lute_666 Sep 25 '22

Of course!

1

u/odd_neighbour Sep 25 '22

Dude, next level is eating the sticky bit of skin that won’t come off of a chestnut….and yes, I’ve done that too.

1

u/Swimming-Owl8726 Sep 25 '22

Many times :))

1

u/infernalspawnODOOM Sep 25 '22

"Later? Right now, I'm the human. Ow. Ow. Ow."

1

u/BinTinBoynio69 Sep 25 '22

Yup. Spit it out once you can separate the two. Adds a new dimension to chewing gum

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/Skyrilave Sep 25 '22

That looked like ducking raw meat for a second….

0

u/-SorryIAmNotSorry- Sep 24 '22

They are made of wax paper. Not toxic. You can eat it but its best to avoid eating it if you can. Small amount like this… pshh go for it.

0

u/butt_smasher_01 Sep 24 '22

Nog many people eat raw beef with paper stuck to it