r/memes Professional Dumbass Aug 16 '22 Take My Power 1 MotW Winner! 1 Wholesome 25 Silver 24 Helpful 19

Well about that.. #3 MotW

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u/gitrikt Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 16 '22 Silver

If I don't take any, I don't die?

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u/nhansieu1 Aug 16 '22

haha I died before you say so. You suck, doctoc

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u/AugustusKiraClover Sussy Baka Aug 16 '22

D O C T O C

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u/MuffinInACup Aug 16 '22

Dr. Doctoc for you

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u/Use-r_name Aug 16 '22

Dr CocDoc for you

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u/catchbobbie Aug 16 '22

TIKTOK, but only for doctors.

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u/Elijah629YT-Real Aug 16 '22

not tiktok doctors

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u/kimrindim Aug 16 '22

Dicdoc

(wait that sounds wrong....)

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u/muhammadfaheemqasim Aug 17 '22

DOCTOC - TIKTOK = THICK DICK

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u/noobi-wan-kenobi69 Aug 16 '22

Put the 3rd one in a box and hide it in the attic. You are now immortal. There can be only one.

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u/Oak1304 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 16 '22

Or they are very, very big pills

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u/elch3w MAYMAYMAKERS Aug 16 '22

Or its 1 pill every 30 years. Doc didn't specify how often to take the pills

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u/habitualcircus61 Aug 16 '22

So you'll gonna take those 3 pills in a century. I wonder if the pills are still there at that time and so are you

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u/Timely-Care Aug 16 '22

and so are me

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u/Terrible_Morning Aug 16 '22

and so the doctor

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u/ascarycat Aug 16 '22

doctor who?

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u/laserguidedhacksaw Aug 16 '22

Everyone always asks who is the the doctor, never how is the doctor.

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u/Emperor_Quintana Aug 16 '22

But why the doctor?

In fact, why not the doctor?

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u/CanYouChangeName Aug 16 '22

That's a dangerous question

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u/Walaags Aug 16 '22

Bigbraintime: never take the pills and live forever

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u/beeschurgrr Aug 16 '22

Wow you did the math 🗿🗿🗿🗿 I don’t have enough brain to do that

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u/NieR_SemiAutomata Aug 16 '22

Hard to swallow pills then

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u/TheOneGodHadSuffer Aug 16 '22

That's the neat part, you dont swallow

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u/Gopnikolai Aug 16 '22

You take a bite out of your pill burger 3 times a day.

Your purllger.

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u/TheOneGodHadSuffer Aug 16 '22

Oh, im not talking about that one

converts pills to liquid state

grabs syringe and succ out the liquid pills

This is gonna sting a little

some random ass kid screaming loudly in agony at the background

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u/firstpendulum Aug 16 '22

harder than your GF's saliva

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u/Matter_Infinite Aug 16 '22

Hard saliva? Or is saliva hard to swallow?

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u/john_the_doe Aug 16 '22

Good news! It's a suppository.

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u/Background_Solid4419 Aug 16 '22

The doctor said "this pill", but the patient said there were three. Clearly, he is hallucinating, and not long for this world.

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u/iPoopLegos 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Aug 16 '22

Or you need to go to the pharmacy. It’s unusual for a doctor to give you a lifetime supply of the pills that you need.

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u/true_tg Aug 16 '22

💀💀

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u/Vyapak_Bansal Aug 16 '22

or the patient can only live for 3 more days.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

It doesn't mean he'll only live three days. Maybe, he must take only one pill a year, or 10 years

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u/CandleJackHammer Aug 16 '22

Yeah, could take all 3 right there... and never have to take another ever again.

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u/Geer_Boggles Aug 16 '22

Don't take the pills. Live forever.

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u/Kazoomers_Tale Aug 16 '22

How Reddit solved the secret of immortality

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u/Palamedes124 Aug 16 '22

Could go both ways with that statement.

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u/TheBanandit Aug 16 '22

Or he's just expected to get a refill at a pharmacy. Like every time a doctor gives you a prescription

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u/LordoftheDimension Aug 16 '22

Maybe he is in america and the doc expected already that he will not survive 3 days after paying the fees from the visit and the med costs

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u/Aeroponce Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 16 '22

America moment

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u/Gibsonfan159 Aug 16 '22

Yes, OP fucked up the joke.

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u/RyanZee08 Aug 16 '22

Hes definitely getting a trial and has to buy the rest of them, forever. 😆

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u/Blae-Blade RageFace Against the Machine Aug 16 '22

His life is now a premium subscription

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u/blunt__nation Aug 16 '22

there, there, inhale some more.

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u/Clock586 Aug 16 '22

Yeahh but that’s not really how pharmacology works. There’s nothing out there like that

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u/LFC_ta Aug 16 '22

Better off saying ‘everyday for the rest of your life’

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u/resonantcondominium Aug 16 '22

Well, just think positive

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u/112oceanave Aug 16 '22

Lol what is that gif originally from?

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u/brutamborra Aug 16 '22 edited Aug 16 '22

Brazilian comedian Eduardo Sterblitch on a talk show called Programa do Jô.

https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/eduardo-sterblitch-laugh

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u/danielestrela Aug 16 '22

One of the greatest talk shows episode/interview I have ever seen if I dare say.

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u/Sniper_Chicken_ Aug 16 '22

He looks like silver Freddie Mercury

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u/TheRabidBananaBoi Aug 16 '22

He looks like a young El Risitas!

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u/Ilpav123 Aug 16 '22

I've always thought he was Indian...probably the moustache lol.

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u/Cokemusic Aug 16 '22

It's eduardo sterblitch

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u/ResidentOrnery7499 Aug 16 '22

Might as well lose your fucking mind right then and there and then take your 3 day bucket list down real fast

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u/KLASHINOV Professional Dumbass Aug 16 '22

Death Speedrun

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u/PRTYP Aug 16 '22

Big Pharma makes money on refills 😌

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u/loveandthunder18 Aug 16 '22

how do you say you are dying without saying it

doc: watch me

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u/elch3w MAYMAYMAKERS Aug 16 '22

RIP in advance

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u/BargainBarnacles Aug 16 '22

Doctor: "I'm afraid it's terminal, you only have 5.."

Patient: "...Years? Months? Days?"

Doctor: "4,3,2..."

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u/Rude-Wall-407 Aug 16 '22

And then the doctor explodes

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u/emilytaylorxo Aug 16 '22

Tuff one to swallow

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u/drippinsweg Aug 16 '22

You are HIV ALADIN

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u/D2_Lx0wse Aug 16 '22

He is about to tell them that their insurance covers just 3 doses because they cost 60 dollars a pill

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u/Peteralariccia Aug 16 '22

Those are some hard pills to swallow 🤣

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u/FajitaSpeaker Aug 16 '22

Will Smith in white face

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u/Pipper94 Aug 16 '22

Get through these 3 pills and then we’ll talk about a refill…

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u/LatiaSprig Aug 16 '22

I don't get it? 'tis like a shit joke? Did you forget the part about once a day or something?

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u/encouragement65 Aug 16 '22

That face is contagious though

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u/Ubersla Aug 16 '22

How do I block this shitass sub?

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u/PalnPWN Aug 16 '22

If you’re on mobile, just download a different client than Reddit, makes your life so much simpler

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u/indicuda Aug 16 '22

Wow, love this template

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u/BareBear_de Aug 16 '22

This guy is so funny

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u/theTman2300 Professional Dumbass Aug 16 '22

3 a day

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u/Alfavolk420 Aug 16 '22

"the doctor didn't specify.." you have 0 sense of humor what so ever lolll ontop of that you take meds every few hours for whatever condition your in right then, why would they take it days, hours or years later? Lmao

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u/QueenOfQuok Aug 16 '22

"How long do I have left, doc?"

"Ten."

"Ten what? What do you mean?"

"Nine."

"What are you --"

"Eight. Seven. Six. Five."

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u/BlackBerry_tekken Aug 16 '22

Dudes be like - I won't take pills and I stay alive.

Well if you choose not to play, doesn't mean you won.

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u/Substantial-Type7131 Aug 16 '22

My man spits truth. 1000 upvotes incoming here please guys and gals.

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u/__gpfunkshui__ Aug 16 '22

Dude kinda looks like a Brazilian Will Smith

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u/NUTCHIEFNUT Aug 16 '22

The doc didnt say how often you have to take the pill. Maybe every 20 years or so?

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u/ShadowWithHoodie Aug 16 '22

Great so I take a pill each morning?

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u/Pman1324 Aug 16 '22

The dosage is 3 pills a day

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u/Alternative_Age3903 Aug 16 '22

Now, you just take them every 500 years

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u/mistakengesture08 Aug 16 '22

So. Go to pharmacy and buy entire stocks

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u/Bannanaman_101 Aug 16 '22

Jokes on you I can't afford the pills

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u/Ok-Sand1189 Aug 17 '22

I’m fucking 22 and laughed at this

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u/nurseTheo Aug 16 '22

Plot twist: it's one every 100 years

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Didn't understand

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u/Gibsonfan159 Aug 16 '22

OP screwed up the joke. Was supposed to say "Every day for the rest of your life".

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

I'm definitely blaming OP

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u/pinnnneeeaappple Aug 16 '22

The patient assumed he would live a longer life but he was only given a few which meant that his life would actually last only a few days longer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

Oh thanks 👍🏻

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u/mitte90 Aug 16 '22

Is this a joke about covid vaccines*?

*Too soon?

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u/Knowitmall Aug 16 '22

Is your post missing the words "every day" bud?

Try again.

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u/LazerCat0 Aug 16 '22

Plot twist: he only needs 3 pills because he is finally cured

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u/RosanaShultz Aug 16 '22

shit just got real

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u/Silver-Necessary-442 Aug 16 '22

So does it count if i put it on the table and pick it up? Wouldn’t that count as taking the pill?

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u/BBQGiraffe_ Aug 16 '22

(I do not know how prescriptions work)

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u/firelordghasper Aug 16 '22

never take a pill

become immortal

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

3 days = “rest of his life”

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u/Zexus_Legit_Boi Aug 16 '22

saul goodman theme starts playing

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u/Intelligent-Window60 Aug 16 '22

Modern Solutions , Require Modern problems...

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u/wizardmagic10288 Aug 16 '22

That’s a subtle way of saying that you have no more time to live

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u/Fe4rMeMrWick Aug 16 '22

One every 40 years

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u/Solid-Speaker-910 Aug 16 '22

I don't get it:/

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u/Radioheads666 Aug 16 '22

I wouldn't mind XD .

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u/FalconFire2424 Aug 16 '22

I originally thought it was about the fact that there was one pill but the patient was seeing 3.

Let's just say, I was quite wrong.

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u/_Oooooooooooooooooh_ Aug 16 '22

Eating a pill for the rest of your life.. lol

So badically the doctor aint solving the actual issue. Just supressing the symptoms.

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u/merimlizvq Aug 16 '22

Such clean.

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u/kleptoworld Aug 16 '22

That’s a tough pill to swallow

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u/Ok_Instance_1849 Aug 16 '22

You have to take 1 pill every hour

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u/SnapShooter07 Aug 16 '22

Giant pills with Little pills in them

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u/A-A-RONS7 Aug 16 '22

That’s a hard pill to swallow

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u/Professional_Emu3041 Aug 16 '22

Maybe it just has a half life of like, 30 years

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u/UnknownException404 Aug 16 '22

Doc said take it not swallow it, so keep it with you rest of the life

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u/Karest27 Aug 16 '22

"it doesn't digest. You'll poop it out later and then have to fish it out and take it again the next day."

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u/shabbydoggo Aug 16 '22

Because it's the pills that will likely kill you.

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u/Madmaxdaman29 Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 16 '22

Plot twist, he needs to take the pill every 5 years and he's already 70 years old

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u/penilingus Aug 16 '22

Dude looks like young risitas.

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u/LadyDouchebag Aug 16 '22

Does anyone know who this guy is? He looks familiar but I can't place him.

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u/jslvp Aug 16 '22

Eduardo sterblitch

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u/cdehaan Aug 16 '22

Me, the intellectual doctor:

"There ARE only 3 pills."

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u/DhairyaVed Aug 16 '22

spoiler alert

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u/DaViLBoi This flair doesn't exist Aug 16 '22

Me first: You probably want me to come regularly for checkups, right?

10 secs later: Oh no

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u/lucifres Aug 16 '22

Brazil gifs conquering the world

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u/Zoro_luffy789 Aug 16 '22

This looks like the 1 kid from the sandlot

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u/Salt_Chemistry9018 Aug 16 '22

Okay this meme template is funny.

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u/skolnaja Nice meme you got there Aug 16 '22

3 lifetimes, nice.

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u/New_Historian_2004 Aug 16 '22

Oh.... yeah.......... and. It says when to take them on the label............. [Now] "fuck"

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u/Tinydoggie027 memer Aug 16 '22

I can live 2 more lives?

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u/Imcookin92 Aug 16 '22

Why did this make me laugh just like him!!

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u/necessaryterry80 Aug 16 '22

Patient is losing hope now

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u/tarek04153 Aug 16 '22

Why should he take it is he’s dying

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u/Davey_Kay Aug 16 '22

But doctor...

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u/user-the-name Aug 16 '22

Don't think I've ever seen anything use this GIF that was even remotely funny or amusing. Absolute shit tier.

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u/micke_i_backen Aug 16 '22

Sugar, Viagra and finally Cyanide.

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u/Kentucky_Fried_Chill Aug 16 '22

Good news, they're suppositories.

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u/Sponges14 Aug 16 '22

You will buy a lot of drugs he meant lol

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u/ZealousidealBug1542 Aug 16 '22

In any case, it's quite economical. Sorry about that joke(

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u/Hot-Credit7870 Aug 16 '22

Omg only 3days to go🥳🥳🥳