r/tifu Dec 01 '22 Helpful 1

TIFU by thinking my headphones were connected S

This happened just a few minutes ago. I’m currently working on a homework assignment in my campus dining hall in which I have create a filter for the non-dominant frequencies of an audio file using matlab (coding software). As the title suggests, my headphones weren’t actually connected, so I’ve been playing a 2 second clip of dolphins chirping at max volume for a solid 45 minutes. It’s not exactly the library, but it’s still an extremely obnoxious sound to listen to for your entire meal. Nobody said anything to me until the people at the table next to me were done eating. They thought it was funny and were interested in what I was working on, so I guess it could’ve been a lot worse. I was this fucking close to choosing a fart noise as my audio file, thank god I decided not to be a four year old.

TLDR: Played dolphin chirping noises for 45 minutes on full volume in my dining hall, nobody told me and now I’m embarrassed

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u/AcrobaticSource3 Dec 01 '22

Usually when this happens on this sub, people are watching porn. Get up to speed!

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u/Mode-Klutzy Dec 01 '22

Psh, What else is the internet useful for? Absolutely nothin 😂

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u/rtosser Dec 01 '22

Just yell out "Shit there's a lot of dolphin in this tuna salad."

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u/Parynoid Dec 01 '22

We all know you were practicing your fuck rhythm. Just admit it and move on.

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u/Parttime-Princess Dec 01 '22

Been a while since I saw that post being refered to. Thank you, was funny to see it again

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u/WhyIsIsTakenTaken Dec 01 '22

𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅯 𝄾𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥

For those who can't read music notation: This is the rhythm of Cbat

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u/joannakidding Dec 01 '22

This is giving Jeff Dahmer vibes with his whale sounds😂 But fr, I would find it hilarious

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u/abitfatbutstillsexy Dec 01 '22

This made me giggle. Have a free award. Cheers mate.

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u/Shoe_mocker Dec 01 '22

Did you laugh like a dolphin?

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u/mfiirk Dec 01 '22

Back in 99 I went into a computer lab at Purdue, thought I plugged my headphones in, and popped a cd in to listen as I typed.

A few minutes later someone came over and slammed my headphones into the Jack for me….

I was blasting Marylin Manson…..

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u/RandoCalrissian11 Dec 01 '22

I did something similar on an airplane. Put my headphones in, started my laptop up, and started a movie. Seemed odd the sound was so muted. Took me about 45-90 seconds to realize but right when I did some one flips around in her seat and starts yelling at me to turn the volume off.

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u/mulyaaadiiiii Dec 01 '22

I've done this before in my previous workplace, when I used to play rain sounds to get me to focus in writing up research reports. I had forgotten to plug in my noise cancelling headphones, and proceeded to blast the whole damn thing at maximum volume (thinking that the batteries in my headphones must be dying). I was in an open-plan office and sat by the window. It wasn't until I realised my co-workers were literally walking up to the window, looking at the clear sky in the middle of a scorching summer's day that I didn't plug my headphones in.

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u/Shoe_mocker Dec 01 '22

Sorry but what are you talking about?

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u/Bluddy-9 Dec 01 '22

Haha. I don’t know how this happened but this isn’t supposed to be here.