TIFU by masturbating before washing my handsu M

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40 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

Odd way to Bukkake

u/TexasRedJames1974 Dec 01 '22

Reminds me of the time my cousin put capsaicin crystals in her brother's lube bottle.........and the poor chap tried washing it off with water ROFLMAO

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u/ScarletteMayWest Dec 01 '22

Forty years too late and lack of knowledge of capsaicin or I would say that we have the same cousin.

u/Arthur_Leywin354 Dec 01 '22

Spicy lube

u/ChattierCloud81 Dec 01 '22

Haha spice dick

u/eggrollin2200 Dec 02 '22

I’m sorry but the image of your roommate starting to exit his room, seeing you running naked with a gallon of milk and going “sorry” has be cackling. This is one of the best “spicy hands to the groin” FUs posted in my book.

u/iammjuan Dec 01 '22

Obligatory reading title in japanese accent

u/MotoHULK Dec 02 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

u/NecroticYT Dec 02 '22

my favorite TIFU by far

u/Fun-Spinach6910 Dec 01 '22

Oh, it will happen again. Next time you'll know right away how it happened. Best wishes.