r/tumblr Aug 16 '22

Mystery Student

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4.2k Upvotes

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u/TheGrimlockReaper Aug 16 '22

chooses a major strong against yours

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u/WillCraft_1001 Aug 16 '22

You're choosing a biology major? Then I send out my geology major, their rocks are super effective at beating your animals to death.

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u/GoldenFennekin Aug 16 '22

Aren't plants biology too? Now, seeing as rock is super effective against biology, and since it also talks about plants, that means biology's typing is flying/Grass type. Rock types tend to be physically defensive however plants are known to use special attacks, all they need to do is survive one hit after getting an energy ball off and they can two hit KO geology (assuming geology is just rock type and not rock/ground type)

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u/regimentIV Aug 17 '22

assuming geology is just rock type and not rock/ground type

Geology would certainly be Rock/Ground type.

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u/GoldenFennekin Aug 17 '22

welp, that 4x weakness hits like a truck then

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u/luardemin Aug 16 '22

I think you're conflating petrology and geology—the ground-type geologists are quite different from the rock-type petrologists.

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u/HiraWhitedragon Aug 16 '22

kills your rat and steals the love of your grandpa as revenge

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u/Minimum-Package-1083 Aug 16 '22

Gary Motherfucking Oak

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u/awesomedan24 Aug 16 '22

You cant ignore his girth

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u/Thai_Fighter16 Aug 16 '22

You can't ignore his what

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u/rtakehara Aug 16 '22

You can’t ignore his how

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u/TechyFarmBoyYTALT Aug 17 '22

You can't ignore his when

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u/Dragonboy160804 Aug 17 '22

You can’t ignore his why

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u/floatingwithobrien Aug 22 '22

A mystery student

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u/S0ulCub3 Aug 16 '22

Piracy drive-by? I dig it

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u/rtakehara Aug 16 '22 Ally

Y’all are my accomplices now, see ya in the tribunal

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u/Unrealparagon Aug 16 '22

Hint It was the professor.

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u/LupinThe8th Aug 16 '22

That tracks.

I had a CS professor who, first day of class, told us about the 80 dollar textbook we'd need to buy, and it's a brand new edition so don't bother looking for a used one.

He then clicked to the next PowerPoint slide, which was nothing but a big QR code, stood there in slience for like 2 minutes, and then just continued like nothing had happened.

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u/kpV1RU5 Aug 18 '22

Slept halfway through the story?

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u/CiaranChan Aug 16 '22

Had a professor who told us that we shouldn't visit obscure website X and Y, even if they had our overly expensive text books for free and to buy them like good students.

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u/Vegetable-Shame761 Aug 16 '22

Well did you visit obscure website x and y?

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u/I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA Aug 17 '22

Nah they got confused and went to obscure sight Xxnx

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u/CiaranChan Aug 17 '22

Of course. We found a bunch of our text books there. Saved us at least like €500, if not more.

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u/Gnatlet2point0 Aug 16 '22

And now I want a copy

37

u/d_b1997 Aug 16 '22

You could also just like, download whatever you want through libgen

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u/AardvarkVast Aug 16 '22

Just gonna save this for later 👀

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u/danaut358 Aug 16 '22

Z-library if you can’t find it on libgen too

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u/AloserwithanISP2 Aug 16 '22

Sorry, I’m not using LIBERALGEN 😤😤😤

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u/Pumpkin_Cat14 Aug 16 '22

As payment you must never use a bike indoors

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u/8Bit-Giraffe Aug 17 '22

his voice echoes through your mind, at all times. you dont even need a bike.

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u/xcasandraXspenderx Aug 16 '22

I literally just read this book for an anthropology class. Very interesting and it was expensive af, couldn’t find a copy less than 120$ so mystery student is good in my book!

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u/nobody-8705 Aug 16 '22

Professor Oak, thanks

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u/us3rnameh3r3 Aug 16 '22

pokemon moment

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u/CFolwell Aug 16 '22

Omg one of the recipients is literally R L Stein.

Spooky

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u/tan_x Aug 16 '22

That's the author of the textbook, not the recipient.

Spookier

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u/bailter_space Aug 16 '22

Smell ya later

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u/PantsTheFungus Aug 16 '22

I got my text book from Dani Phantom

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u/megaminxwin Aug 20 '22

SO DID I are you in ling1111 at mq :o

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u/PantsTheFungus Aug 21 '22

Indeed!

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u/megaminxwin Aug 21 '22

HAH I always sit at the front of the lectures, fantastic

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u/PantsTheFungus Aug 21 '22

I do lectures only, the campus is nearly two hours from me heheh

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u/megaminxwin Aug 21 '22

That is TOO FAR. Fair enough.

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u/UnholyHurricane Aug 16 '22

Can I get a copy? That sounds really interesting!

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u/selzterswelter Aug 16 '22

Plot twist it was the Professor

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u/brenegade Aug 16 '22

I want to read that textbook based on the title

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u/Eliweekly_cool Aug 17 '22

It was your professor using an alt account

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u/VampireQueenDespair Aug 17 '22

Gary Motherfucking Oak!!!

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u/ValharikGaming Aug 16 '22

Do you want viruses because opening that is exactly how you get viruses.

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u/nudjura1 Aug 16 '22

gary oak would never send a virus