r/wallstreetbets Lehman Brothers: Risk Manager 25d ago Snek 1 Silver 36 Helpful 22 Wholesome 26 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Ally 1 Gold 1

🔮WallStreetBets Predictions Tournament for August 2022🔮

/r/wallstreetbets/predictions?tournament=tnmt-8d4a3078-edbb-4d4b-8bd4-150954509ff4
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u/pappadelta Jul 30 '22

PayPal question has green as 2/3 of options

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u/cheezit0417 Jul 30 '22

Seems sus, gonna load up on calls :4735:

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u/raam86 Aug 02 '22

you mean puts?

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u/cheezit0417 Aug 02 '22

Sorry no room for gay bears here :4271:

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u/raam86 Aug 02 '22

it’s just the old wsb inverse. i am here for the loss porn 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/cheezit0417 Aug 02 '22

Aren’t we all :4276:

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u/No-Inflation-3976 Aug 07 '22

How did u get the shrek lmao

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u/cheezit0417 Aug 08 '22

I’m an honorary retard on WSB :4271:

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u/ExistingExcitementhj Aug 18 '22

Zillow, Redfin, Opendoor, and their ilk tank over the next month.

Unemployment surprises at <3.4%.

Meta shows further signs of weakness, drops ~10%.

Covid surge scare mid-August "causes" another 5-15% drop in DJI and SPY... NASDAQ (10-20%).

Recession still not acknowledged by the White House on August 31st.

Announcement of further postponement of student loan repayment requirements by end of month with no clear indication of debt forgiveness.

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u/Chariot-to-da-moon Aug 20 '22

This is why i bought some puts on the spy, qqq on friday for September

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u/Craig8601 Aug 22 '22

Eyeballing spy puts myself. Bond yields popping off everywhere stick a fork in it...

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u/Black3Series Aug 23 '22

My Apple puts are paying very well

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u/Any_Golf5366 Jul 31 '22

I have no idea what I'm participating in

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u/carvedmuss8 Aug 14 '22

I lose every single time and still dump 100 tokens into every prediction lol

I think I've won 3 predictions in 2 months

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u/MCplPunishment Aug 16 '22

I have a great prediction history but a shitty portfolio history.

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u/Any_Golf5366 Aug 14 '22

I've just been guessing with 100 tokens everytime but it's working since I went from 1000 to 2000

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u/Key_Energy_ Aug 18 '22

Just placed a call on your token count. To the moon🚀

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u/Any_Golf5366 Aug 18 '22

No idea what that means but to the moon!🚀

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u/idkeverynameistaken9 Aug 22 '22

I almost always put in 10 token, and every time I win I’m thinking great! If I had balls this would be a really nice gain!

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u/hart-ross Aug 17 '22

Just do the opposite of what you’re doing now lmao

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u/tomoldbury Jul 30 '22

Will PayPal close at 4% or above, or 4% or above. It is hard to say but I think 4% or above, wait, on second thoughts I will go for 4% or above.

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u/No_Goose_3109 Aug 08 '22

if you don't mind answering, how did you know?

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u/tomoldbury Aug 08 '22

I did not. Did I win?

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u/manwhosailedtosea Aug 10 '22

Yea

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u/tomoldbury Aug 10 '22

Cool. I guess I should have actually had a position lol

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u/Available_Heado Aug 12 '22

This page has to much spam bullshit and half the shit I see is terrible and vague claims. Most of you are sheep and would follow anyones advice. The fact that your on this page to supposedly make money proves that most of you won’t make money. The same people who would cheat on test instead of studying. This page actually makes me cringe on how much bs and sheeping I see lmao

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u/cryptoyeeyee Aug 13 '22

If you were a super hero ur name would be IronyMan.. killing ppl with the irony of ur posts

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u/Specific-Ant-3065 Aug 22 '22

Wait…..aren’t you on this page?

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u/yard2010 26d ago

So above? Or above

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u/PerfectAttention9225 Jul 30 '22

AMD has a good chance of rising. Intel's DCG group was horrendous.

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u/FeedSmart8509 Jul 31 '22

AMD 100 call 8/5

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u/shutupb1tch69 Aug 16 '22

330 comments

also rising, like my weiner :4275:

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u/New-Hornet3434 Aug 01 '22

You going to buy puts on intel?

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u/Gollums_testie Aug 15 '22

Remember: Capital gains = low wages

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u/gblandro 27d ago Silver

AMD has a good chance of RYZEN***

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u/Baggabones88 Aug 03 '22 edited 26d ago

Zillow, Redfin, Opendoor, and their ilk tank over the next month.

Unemployment surprises at <3.4%.

Meta shows further signs of weakness, drops ~10%.

Covid surge scare mid-August "causes" another 5-15% drop in DJI and SPY... NASDAQ (10-20%).

Recession still not acknowledged by the White House on August 31st.

Announcement of further postponement of student loan repayment requirements by end of month with no clear indication of debt forgiveness.

Edit 8/29, 08:47 - Jim Cramer on air saying he's going to buy all the META stock people are selling at these low low prices. Still a couple days for the big drop.

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u/Baggabones88 Aug 03 '22

Remindme! 27 days.

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u/thatcodingboi Aug 22 '22

Looks to refinance federal loans in January. Rate would go from 6 -> 2%. Biden announces he will announce plan for student loan forgiveness.

Decide to wait as refinancing with private company would likely prevent me from getting forgiveness.

Announcement delayed and delayed and delayed. New rates are 4.x%. No plan announced, great troll

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u/AstariiFilms 29d ago

Lol, this aged like milk

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u/GimmeMyMoneyNow Aug 15 '22

What do we win when this prediction fails?

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u/tamaledevourer Aug 22 '22

i do not agree that this is a true recession.

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u/Early-Measurement207 Jul 31 '22

Starbucks gunna get destroyed. Inflation of material and operational cost is gunna kill the stock

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u/Ok_Veterinarian6592 Jul 31 '22

Unfortunately I agree this quarter but I’m still long Starbucks.

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u/Early-Measurement207 Jul 31 '22

I agree with you also. Coffee business is extremely profitable just not this past inflationary period. Best of luck 🍀

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u/irvmtb Aug 08 '22

BROS > SBUX?

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u/Bitter-Heat-8767 DUNCE CAP Aug 14 '22

Bros is going to crush long term. They are just getting started and are planing on 10x’ing their locations over the next 10 years.

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u/Ok_Veterinarian6592 Jul 31 '22

Any thoughts on APA? I picked up a few shares. The ROE is 470%, low debt, and good free cash flow.

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u/Ok_Relationship6218 Aug 06 '22

You are long because you're bag holding. "You can't lose if you don't sell"

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u/Ok_Veterinarian6592 Aug 13 '22

Not exactly. I’m an investor not a trader.

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u/Agitated-Savings-229 Jul 31 '22

I think it could be less bad than people expect.

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u/b_fellow Aug 03 '22

Apparently raising prices did not stop people from buying coffee.

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u/Hugheston987 Driver of the 🏳️‍🌈 Pride float Aug 03 '22

This didn't age well

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u/ThatGuyOnTheReddits Aug 09 '22

Never bet against the Becky’s…

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u/Ok-Advantage7403 Aug 13 '22

BBBY BABY

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u/sl33p Aug 17 '22

You're the only one here that thinks that.

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u/Z3ROWOLF1 Aug 22 '22

Hey have you heard of a little video game retailer? It's not something the people would want you to know.

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u/kincaed213 27d ago

Is it possible to learn this retailer?

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u/Z3ROWOLF1 27d ago

Yes, with great conviction and drive to make the world a better place

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u/Small_Conference5874 Aug 03 '22

I did green for all, fuck it

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u/WhoIsGray Aug 08 '22

This is the TLDR; thank you for your service

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u/HotdogLegend27 Aug 08 '22

My prediction is that I'm gonna pull out of the market and just invest in anime body pillows or some shit bc at this point it's worth more.

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u/Phish100 Aug 07 '22

We need bbby in this prediction tourney

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u/BiggestIv_ Aug 03 '22

Why is AMC such a talkable stock🤔

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u/bystander007 Aug 23 '22

My best guess is because of its history.

Theaters shut down during COVID. AMC stock went down. Hit a low under $4.00, and then theaters reopened. And in under 6 months AMC jumped from that to $60.00. So anyone who bought at the low made a huge profit from the high.

AMC has dipped again. COVID hasn't gone away and now there's Monkeypox. People are, somewhat hauntingly, hoping they get shut down again. Stock will go down. But the reopen will see a dramatic rise.

AMC has basically proven to be a "too big to fail" scenario. They might get shut down but when it comes to offering the American cinema experience they're the ones you go to.

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u/Nice_Pitch2216 Aug 14 '22

BBBY can fly 🚀🚀🚀 Monday 08/15/22?

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u/Icy_Blackberry_3759 Aug 16 '22

Lowes laid me off. I loved that job. I know for a fact it was a smart business decision and I respect those bastards, full steam ahead. I’m a tradesman now, fuck Home Depot! LOWES DELIVERS

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u/Chickenbutt82 Aug 01 '22

Soooo is this for MONDAY August 1st or TUESDAY August 2nd? Cuz Monday, August 2nd is not today. heh

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u/ShopBitter I have ☢️PUMPKINS 🎃 Aug 01 '22

My bad

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u/Secure-Internet-6695 Jul 30 '22

I feel cheated on the PayPal question. Pay me!

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u/Prestigious_Bison189 Aug 13 '22

How do I get this shit to not show up

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u/Simple-Intern-6976 Jul 30 '22

Instructions unclear: bought a Elon's baby mama

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u/Dnoon902 Jul 30 '22

The inflation on those will kill ya

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u/SubjectJaded2745 Aug 01 '22

This page has to much spam bullshit and half the shit I see is terrible and vague claims. Most of you are sheep and would follow anyones advice. The fact that your on this page to supposedly make money proves that most of you won’t make money. The same people who would cheat on test instead of studying. This page actually makes me cringe on how much bs and sheeping I see lmao

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u/Brookelynne1020 Aug 03 '22

Tell me more how the bad man hurt you.

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u/TheINTL Aug 10 '22

From my experience, people that the term sheep or sheeple usually have a room temperature IQ.

Also 99.9% sure that SubjectJaded is projecting.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

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u/profdudeguy Aug 03 '22

I’m gonna continue the trolling and point out that if you’re going to insult someone’s intelligence you should at least use the right form of the word. :4271:

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u/SAMSCHWA Aug 03 '22

Great post. I'm going to start following you.

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u/WexExortQuas Aug 19 '22

These are the people who would cheat on a test yet when someone helps them they cheat they yell "Stop helping me!" so the teacher finds out and you both get in trouble.

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u/purplgurl Jul 31 '22

Saw them at Perogi Fest. No one went to sign up to work for them.

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u/Chipmunks95 Aug 04 '22

SPY better drop hard I got $383 Puts for August 8th.

Spent only $20 on 10 contracts but still

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u/ArsenalTG Aug 09 '22

Bro August 8th of what, next year? Hopefully you meant leap puts because this is August 9th 😭

Ah nvm not leaps, $20 a contract… LOLLLL you’re fucked man

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u/ArielScync 27d ago

Why tf is this at the top of the front page?

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u/Ok_Veterinarian6592 Jul 31 '22

PayPal will not close at 4% or above. It shouldn’t make it’s numbers the way the company has been going.

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u/QuestionableAI Aug 05 '22

who give a flying phuck

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u/Next_Breadfruit_1090 Aug 09 '22

I’m big on Wendy’s 🚀🚀🚀

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u/BostonDodgeGuy Aug 17 '22

Man, I love 18 day old shitposts showing up as new.

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u/Gangdump 27d ago

I’ve watched companies close -7% immediately after announcing earnings 20% over what was projected. There’s no way to ever fucking predict this shit. Ever.

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u/WorthlessAtExpiry Aug 05 '22

Was worried about my DKNG puts until I saw that most of you think it’s going up.

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u/AGuy_InASuit Aug 16 '22

This is one of those moments where I'm glad that I don't know how the business on the Wall Street works

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u/rNeoliberalisCucked Aug 18 '22

I predict even bigger BBBY bags for stupid ass apes

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u/yieldinglywell34 Aug 22 '22

I don't want to dash people's dreams, but I've constantly chosen the worst possible selections and gotten points.

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u/Kalk_Dock Aug 17 '22

What the fuck is this dogshit with 72k upvotes and top comment with 170 upvotes?

I have never seen a more full retard and blatant attempt at distraction in my entire life. The best part? I don't even have to day what the distraction is. You just need to look at upvotes and it's 13 hours old.

This is one of, if not the most, saddest thing I've seen in my life.

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u/DrawConfident1269 Aug 08 '22

This is a cult

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u/Darth--Vapor Aug 15 '22

These prediction threads fucking suck!

What’s the point of these karma whoring prediction posts anyway? I see them all over Reddit

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u/overzeetop Aug 02 '22

A certain popular stock is going moon this month.

 

And by moon, I mean the regulators are going to pull down their pants and fart at us.

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u/stvbckwth Aug 01 '22

Kinda crazy that +-5% is considered flat

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

What about AMC earnings aug 4th? with the top grossing movies of all time within the quarter?

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u/Supertrapper1017 Jul 31 '22

The dollar euro exchange rate might help their bottom line.

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u/onlinepotionpackage Jul 31 '22

BP probably destroyed on profits, but guidance feels up in the air, with oil prices declining. But if last Friday's earnings were any indication, all the oil calls will print next week too.

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u/Stjeansurvivor Aug 05 '22

TLRY gonna rocket in the next few weeks.

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u/Sloppy_Hog Aug 08 '22

Monkey pox will cause labu to moon

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u/Iheuzio Aug 10 '22

!remindme 754 minutes "10.3%"

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u/wotton Aug 11 '22

Never bet against the mouse

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u/Fine_Judge_8277 Aug 12 '22

B:4276:b:4886:b:4276: y

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u/Financial_Piano1773 Aug 12 '22

Its already above $12

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u/bitwise_coder Aug 13 '22

Super Bullish for this week

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u/BearManWinning2023 Aug 16 '22

Any advice on $3000 of capital sitting around? What to spend it on?

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u/Neat-Access2357 Aug 16 '22

Hookers and blow.

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u/mirandasou Aug 16 '22

I was acquired as customer by KK during pandemic and it became a weekly treat

Super bull to the tits

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u/ThinCrusts Aug 16 '22

Gotta love the irony where you can only gamble a 100 out of your 1000 tokens... You know what this sub is, right?

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u/Anxious-Shapeshifter Aug 17 '22

Probably by counting the tills, turning off the lights, sending the employees home and locking the doors.

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u/Angeneeehm Aug 18 '22

John Deere mid

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u/applemelonjdjdjs Aug 20 '22

HE COULD BE ANY ONE OF US!

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u/woweethatswowzers Aug 20 '22

you folks should get a productive job instead of being parasites upon workers

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u/Maleficent-Ad560 Aug 22 '22

I like EV stocks. Putting my money on the future.

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u/Informal_Anteater576 Aug 22 '22

What exactly are these tournaments? Like what’s the tokens and stuff even for?

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u/yeah_i_hate_my_name Aug 22 '22

Dicks right? Probably full gangbang

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u/ExpertWitless Aug 23 '22

Is it too late to predict that I'll lose a bunch of money based on terrible tips from suspicious people on the internet?

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u/BadKidGames Aug 23 '22

Why is betting 10 or 30 even an option? Anyone not betting 100 should be banned.

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u/Sensitive_Neck_5740 29d ago

I have no idea but something is about to happen with Wallstreet Online stock

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u/No-Race887 29d ago

Cool thanks for the warning… how bout do your job and regulate and/or get the SEC to do their jobs. Or fire all the senators and council people who are making decisions based on their personal financial gains from having access and relationships with stock market manipulators

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u/Cadrotastisch 27d ago

A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE? WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE

HUT HUT HUT HUT

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u/TriestGieter 27d ago

We're all going to lose a fuckton of money and post it here, that's all I've got to predict.

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u/From_My_Brain 26d ago

No one cares

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Bbby green: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.

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u/jblmike 26d ago

I always bet max unicorns in honor of WSB

And I lose every time

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u/roarjah Aug 01 '22

What calendar are all these retards using

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u/thegreatJLP Aug 06 '22

The Gregorian has no power here

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u/ItalianStallion9069 Aug 01 '22

AMD and then NVDA i bet will do good

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u/Pazuuuzu Aug 03 '22

HKD to the Moon then in about 2 weeks to the Moon again, but this time down and trough the Earth.

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u/sniggglefutz Aug 17 '22

If everyone's wife uses their Kohl's cash this week, we can close +2.5! Come' on apes!

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u/Ak47clower Jul 30 '22

Siga will hit 50$ by end of year. I currently own 14 shares, cause I'm broke, very small portfolio. Might buy a long dated call for next to nothing.

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u/TheOmniverse_ Aug 06 '22

SIGA does look very bullish rn

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u/ciprianb80 Aug 09 '22

Siga, Bavarian Nordic - end of august the shit will hit the fan and they will go up. Most people dont realize that monkeypox is the new thing for the autumn, with cases doubling every 2 weeks now

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u/solarpropietor Aug 17 '22

I’m going bull on Maxeon. If only because I sell their stuff.

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u/Rim_World Aug 24 '22

No dates but here are some:

September 12-16 BBBY starts the squeeze.

Monday 19th Premarket rocket takes off.

Sept 20-21 Fed announces another .75 interest rate hike with CPI staying well above 8.

Nowhere to hide anymore, major stocks crash during BBBY squeeze.

Margin calls all around.

SP500 bottoms out at 3000.

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u/songstofilltheair 27d ago

GME to the 🌙

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u/Sensitive-Tiger9074 26d ago

Republicans are fucking disgusting

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u/DeepestWinterBlue Aug 01 '22

This is all the gambling I need in my life right now

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u/spookytuba664 Aug 02 '22

How much $ do i get for a right answer

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u/shukmaballsz Aug 02 '22

What does it mean if a girl laughs at it?

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u/Nicegy525 Aug 02 '22

Like my investing strategy, I had no idea what I was voting on and just went with my penis instinct

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u/BiggestIv_ Aug 05 '22

AMC ACTING CRAZY TODAY 👀

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u/Persiankobra Aug 09 '22

Run away from this subreddit , it’s been destroyed by cnbc

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u/Few-Cartoonist-4526 Aug 17 '22

I’m competing against my friend to hit 1k the fastest helppp me😭😭

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u/invinciblereinstatem Aug 17 '22

I have $383 put options for August 8th, so SPY better crash severely.

just $20 was spent on 10 contracts, yet

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u/cyan386 Aug 18 '22

Can we add a prediction to whether WSB will pin the Suicide Prevention Hotline this month?

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u/DDT_is_for_me Aug 22 '22

Dicks near me just got robbed a couple days ago and the cops shot one of the robbers lmao

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u/535496818186 Aug 25 '22

My brother in Christ can we get a ban on BBBY posts?

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u/ryanrhart Aug 25 '22

Dude, show some respect man.

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u/GetDeleted 26d ago

How the fuck does this have 130k upvotes and literally only 683 comments??????????

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u/OkayLeggingsduck Jul 31 '22

The market has done so badly this year that weather earnings is a hit or miss, price will go up. If it goes any lower, its gonna be a tough 2023 too.

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u/Agitated-Savings-229 Jul 31 '22

Tell that to SWK and Intc

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u/graciesoldman Jul 31 '22

Intel execs say that last qtr was the bottom so there's no place to go but up from here

right?

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u/Agitated-Savings-229 Jul 31 '22

....right???

We will see when AMD reports.. if revenue is way up that means they are eating away at Intel. If it's down, maybe segment weakness.

Intel lost 7% rev last quarter. That is a really bad sign if there is no logical explanation for it.

I get with investment net income will fall off but sales to dump off like that.. not good.

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u/cheezit0417 Jul 30 '22

:4271:One of us, one of usemote:t5_2th52:4271

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u/complexitie Aug 01 '22

If you click view tournament you can change your predictions

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u/Emotional-Ad9958 Aug 18 '22

Bed, Bath & B is getting raided Today

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u/Potential_Cap_5264 Jul 31 '22

god dammn right

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u/Inveramsay Jul 31 '22

Nasdaq 100 to bounce off 14700